ceovortex
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ™ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ☣s   Houston, Texas, United States
 
 
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IF YOU DON'T LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY PROFILE TELL ME WHY YOU'RE ADDING ME, YOU MAY BE BLOCKED/IGNORED.

I do not watch the Anime. I just meme about it. ESEA [play.esea.net]

http://prntscr.com/k9fjpv

http://www77.zippyshare.com/v/iPYgiXjL/file.html




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CeoVortex

saving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA


best chat logs:

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8:38 PM - ✪ INSPIRATION: no dont buy an iphone6
8:39 PM - chauklet: fuck u
8:39 PM - chauklet: nigger
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Never tell your password to anyone.
4:32 PM - ceovortex: why are you not in this grp? http://steamcommunity.com/groups/furrehs
6:07 PM - Kenny ★: vortex
6:07 PM - Kenny ★: actually kys
6:07 PM - Kenny ★: you cunt
6:07 PM - Kenny ★: i have 14 friends in that group...
6:08 PM - Kenny ★ is now Offline.

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2:55 PM - MattyB Traps: You wanna fuck around no homo
2:55 PM - MattyB Traps: Just kissing
2:56 PM - iten: Why just kissing
2:56 PM - iten: ?
2:56 PM - MattyB Traps: Ok a little more than that
2:56 PM - iten: Hell ya
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2:48 PM - tgg: essarys are funerio http://i.imgur.com/rcHwThI.png
2:49 PM - *distant egg song*: who are you i dont know you drop my purse im watching hentai go away
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Monday, January 30, 2017
5:26 PM - CeoVortex: LOL
5:26 PM - CeoVortex: https://twitter.com/MowtenDoo/status/824825736737415169
5:26 PM - ♥ Heikichi ♥: no
5:26 PM - ♥ Heikichi ♥: no
5:26 PM - ♥ Heikichi ♥: it can't be
5:26 PM - ♥ Heikichi ♥: NO
5:26 PM - ♥ Heikichi ♥: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:27 PM - CeoVortex: lol
5:27 PM - ♥ Heikichi ♥ is now Offline.
5:27 PM - CeoVortex: ripu
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Sunday, April 02, 2017
12:31 PM - 💎Sanny💎: csgo is for nerds
12:31 PM - 💎Sanny💎: wait
12:31 PM - 💎Sanny💎: i played csgo
12:31 PM - 💎Sanny💎: i'm a nerd
12:31 PM - 💎Sanny💎: gg
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Wednesday, May 03, 2017
6:45 PM - CeoVortex: Hey Sakuya
6:45 PM - CeoVortex: Can I ask you a weird question?
6:45 PM - [0GS] Blade Storm Sakuya: sure
6:45 PM - CeoVortex: If you had your penis in your mom's vag, and your dad's penis in your ass, would you move forward or backwords?
6:45 PM - [0GS] Blade Storm Sakuya: im taking a screenshot of this
6:46 PM - [0GS] Blade Storm Sakuya: to answer your question
6:46 PM - [0GS] Blade Storm Sakuya: its a carnival penis
6:46 PM - [0GS] Blade Storm Sakuya: fun for the whole family
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Sunday, December 12, 2017
Never tell your password to anyone.
4:58 PM - CeoVortex: https://i.redd.it/1wy0bh29tf0z.jpg
4:59 PM - Rich Chigga: jappy chan
4:59 PM - Rich Chigga: my nigga
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4:40 PM - rollercoasting: bring eddie with you
4:41 PM - rollercoasting: so at least there's someone that you can laugh at
4:41 PM - rollercoasting: that was mean, im sorry eddie
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Currently Offline
Last Online 5 hrs, 24 mins ago
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Hi, Read dis plz.
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Nice Shote
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Wanna add me? Read these rules.

1. Leave a comment on my profile.
2. Be in-game.
3. Don't be levels 0-3.
4. Don't have your profile set to "friends only" or "private".
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About meh
I like to play games. That's all. FUN RIGHT?!?!?

Status:
◘In non-Steam game: Team Fortress 3: That is Overwatch. Try not to message me, as I will either be scrimming or playing competitve. I get VERY salty if I lose lol
◘Online: Msg me pls.
◘Away: I may be AFK, but I will respond when I get back.
◘Busy: I'm either doing hw or to lazy to go back to online. I may msg back in a few minutes.
◘In-Game: It will take a while to respond.
◘Offline: Either sleeping or playing Overwatch. Steam takes some CPU so I need to close it

I am also starting to alias. A LOT. I would suggest you nicknaming me.

I am also going to start switching my profile to friends only, private, or public. Cause why not....

Spotify. [open.spotify.com]
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Trading Rules

1. You may add me if you listen to the rules above.
2. Adding me is only to make the trade go faster.
3. Sending offers takes about 1 hour for me to respond (if i'm online).
4. If I am not online, send me an offer: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=75414077&token=eve33yWS
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Why did I add you

1. Trade.
2. You were nice.
3. You were in a game of mine and wanted to play again :pandastunned:
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CSGO Ranks

Please note that I no longer care about my rank. I play to have fun.
► Silver 1 : ✔
► Silver 2: ✔
► Silver 3 : ✔
► Silver 4 : ✔
► Silver Elite : ✔
► Silver Elite Master : ✔
► Gold Nova 1 : ✔
► Gold Nova 2 : ✔
► Gold Nova 3 : ✔
► Gold Nova Master : ✔
► Master Guardian 1 : ✔
► Master Guardian 2: ✔
► Master Guardian Elite : ✔
► Distinguished Master : ✔
► Legendary Eagle: ✖
► Legendary Eagle Master : ✖
► Supreme Master First Class : ✖
► The Global Elite : ✖

ESEA [play.esea.net]
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So I installed some cheats on CS:GO

❂Lulz_ : gg to cheats
❂Lulz_ : hacks to boost
❂Lulz_ : fail
❂Lulz_ : i mea n itz easy with cheats
❂Lulz_ : so yes
❂Hulk Bomb : vortex will toggle on dont worry cts
❂*DEAD* ITz_Volcanic : nice shot me threw smoke
❂*DEAD* ITz_Volcanic : nice walls
❂*DEAD* Dank Lord : you are bullshit ceo
❂gooooold : sry i toggled <---(me)
❂*DEAD* EnVyUs TRADING : No shit
❂*DEAD* ✪ Shiro - SAYAYIN : ?
❂*DEAD* ✪ Shiro - SAYAYIN : nice hack bro
❂*DEAD* MikeyB : hmmm
❂*DEAD* MikeyB : fishy fishy
❂*DEAD* OG Papa Squats : ?
❂*DEAD* OG Papa Squats : such walls
❂*DEAD* Squidward : able to see through smoke ??
❂*DEAD* Squidward : HAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
❂*DEAD* PlayPalFriends : lol yeah wtf
Nasty Nate : nice auto aim
*DEAD* popeye99d : Vortex has to be a smurf, or a hacker
*DEAD* Grandpa Nova : Reported
April 2017
*DEAD* MeloJumpers : nice hacks ceo
*DEAD* MeloJumpers : say gg cause you toggle?
*DEAD* r._fis : you legit just shot me through smoke.
*DEAD* composed : nice walls homie
*DEAD* stevencord : get reported
composed : reported bud
*DEAD* Ruby : wow waller
*DEAD* Ruby : nice job knowing where exactly where i was
*DEAD* stuartlittle553 : wtf kinda bull is that
*DEAD* ToxicPig : fucking hacker
August 2017
ErikzreD : its always nice to have a hacker on your side
January 2018
*DEAD* Toast : ok so u hacking bc u cant jump and hit with an awp
*DEAD* Toast : gj
February 2018
*DEAD* Dilly! Dilly! : seems legit
[PILLOWKING] : reported
*DEAD* [PILLOWKING] : why cheat
*DEAD* ByMiguel: nice hacks
*DEAD* Trapote Mendoza : wtf
Trapote Mendoza : dat prefire
May 2018
Ur mom #Roasted : alexis why do you only get headshots
Ur mom #Roasted : r u a global
*DEAD* Ur mom #Roasted : he only gets headshots
*DEAD* Ur mom #Roasted : its so weird
*DEAD* Ur mom #Roasted : Alex(is) is an aimbotting jew
June 2018
*DEAD* MaidHaremTentacles : reported


❂= Hackuastions I recieved before I stopped taking CS:GO seriously.
I'm going to start putting the dates on these
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Team Fortess 2 Stuff

no one cares

Keric : I leave, I come back, there's alex(is) and I'm basically not getting points.
Keric : aaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Overwatch (Team Fortress 3)

bad game lol

My overwatch stats can be found here [masteroverwatch.com]

Someone explain pls... [gfycat.com]
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-Last Edit: 5/28/18
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kagyu Jan 17 @ 9:28pm 
went through, thanks buddy
Gnar Jan 9 @ 8:17pm 
+rep Polite and willing to talk. Would trade again
Gnar Jan 9 @ 8:06pm 
adding for a trade
Alexanderhunter moat.gg Dec 30, 2018 @ 2:11pm 
pro player common sense
evan Nov 28, 2018 @ 3:56pm 
added for trade
The Great Obi Kenobi Nov 27, 2018 @ 12:56am 
I have an offer for the haunted ghosts war paint