Mr.Cards
G̸̛̖̖͊͒̏̂l̴̛͍͖̦̜͚̎̈̊͠į̴͉̭̥̄̂̾́͘͘   United States
 
 
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Welcome to the House of Cards
Some stuff about the man with all the Cards

Real First Name:Card
Real Last Name: s

Games that i love:
-Garry's Mod
-Star Wars BattleFront 2
-Battle Block Theatre
-Killing Floor
-SWTOR
-Halo Reach
-Halo 3 ODST
-Halo 3
-Halo Combat Evolved/Halo 2

Other Hobbies besides Video Games?
-Model Kit Building
-Sketching
-Sports
-Playing Guitar
-Image Editing


Garry's Mod Career

Current Main Server: *Cricket noise*
Most Common Names:
-Vortex
-Cards
-Glitch
-Washington

Mic?
Yes

FavoriteQuotes!

"Ey yo what up its yah boi Gaiku!" - Vortex 2k17

"Ey yo what up its yah girl Vagita" - Asphodel 2k17

"I am so about to commit Sodoka Right now Ahhhh" -Angel 2k17

"Are you Asian or Japanese" - Unknown 2k17

"Its not Vortex...its Cortex...but with a V" -Vortex 2k17

"Konichiways Onichains" - Asphodel 2k17

"WHAT IN KAMINO" - Dac 2k16

"YOU DARE QUESTION THE ALMIGHT POWER OF THE ALMIGHT JIMMY....GYAAAAAA!" - Unknown trooper 2k16

"Sector Clear...NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR!" -That one trooper from the BF2 Trailer 2k17

"TRAITOR" -TR-8r 2k16

"One time as a kid i drowned my goldfish on accident by putting them in Dr.Pepper thinking they would like a nice cold drink *What the hell wash* *Audable gasp*
*Extreme laughter* ....what?" -Washington

*Alright meet the best cadet from the fleet,This is Private Coffee the smartest person i have ever seen.*
"I like Milk!" -Asphodel (AKA Private Coffee)









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Comments
Shinoa Hīragi Sep 15 @ 11:26pm 
Adding you to ask a question about your commission from Garith back in April.
KittyGotClawz Nov 10, 2019 @ 8:13am 
(1)I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.

I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
KittyGotClawz Nov 10, 2019 @ 8:13am 
(2) The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.
Strider Sep 18, 2019 @ 11:09am 
it’s chris(tine)
shuyguy Aug 11, 2018 @ 9:10pm 
its me cards remember?

that one annoying pilot shuyguy who always asked for a plane xD well i finally find you so how are yah
Somm Jun 30, 2018 @ 1:38pm 
Dark Boulders 3