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Snorty Meir Ó Foghladh
 
 
Yarr, maties.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnkJVQRg_5nw_k8Y8jl_mIA
twitch.tv/captaindrunkpiratesnorty
{LINK REMOVED}
snorty#0089

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw -I declare this my theme.
COMMENTS DISABLED DUE TO PHISHERS SENDING LINKS. I do not add people. You have to add me yourself. I will decline if I find your profile suspicious.

Warlord Ubermench is sexy. Just sayin'.

A one-word story description of myself from my friends (2 words a person)

"Grand mangina masturbation fire yeah, Mr. Krabs leather Bubberducky lumberjack drastic Frosted Flakes® cocksnot prank rum sensual Sidular! defenestrate legerdemain."

ESEA Open Demo Main

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfYXxqvd-Mg
Currently Online
The Magical Wall of Stuff
DONT ADD ME UNTIL YOU'VE READ THIS.
No, I don't want to sell my Unusuals.
No, I don't want to buy your Unusuals.
No, I don't want to click your links.
Yes, if I add you, I might want to do these things, but I usually friend you to be a friend.
No, You can't add me just so you can be salty at me over dominating you in a pub.


http://puu.sh/nfMag/65a81aa412.jpg
https://gyazo.com/686ec023b9b425b3f9b372b82f2f85d0
Switch Friend Code: SW-0631-1951-9322
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WALL OF NOTABLE CONVERSATIONS v3!
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{C?C}Corrin: Tell me a good joke
snorty: your life

Charizard: that server your on
Charizard: server listings say you've been on for 3 minutes and have more points than a guy whos been on for 4 and a half hours

Barry B. Benson: chari
Barry B. Benson: can i look at my server info and tell me how long ive been on
Barry B. Benson: cus i already have the most pts
Charizard: 5 minutes
Charizard: the person who is second has been on for an hour.

*DEAD*(TEAM) Lil' Nig : you live a sad existence snorty
headshot conga : why pyro stand like girl when lose
Crumbles : Snorty, please have mercy!
who the heck??? : lol you are one angry little boy aint you acutally your spelling is of a 5 year
who the heck??? : U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole

Ceo Augustine (Lucifer): are you mental stable

env.snorty: https://puu.sh/t8VY6/63a4c168c2.jpg
bum, bum
env.snorty: https://puu.sh/tdMFG/bb7c358296.jpg
bum bum bum
{GC-O} Nep Nep: wth
env.snorty: $
env.snorty: https://puu.sh/tdMGn/2ee1dc4f72.jpg
I AM THE ONE DONT WEIGH A TON DONT NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET
{GC-O} Nep Nep: LOL
{GC-O} Nep Nep: IM DYINg

env.snorty (B-epis): **CLICK THIS VIDEO TO DIE INSTANTLY**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
**CLICK THIS VIDEO TO DIE INSTANTLY**
❤Paco❤: dont send me anything like this evcer again or im calling the cops

Jack The Stripper: I killed the old hard drive
Jack The Stripper: So now I have a 1tb solid state hybrid
canadians dont exist: i have a fancy boopity boppy computer with 18 GB of backup scabootles

env.snorty: https://youtu.be/CtFr40wdEqY?t=3
Jack The Stripper: Omg
Jack The Stripper: Dude you don't even understand how erect I am right now

[i had a sagerz avatar and sidulars name for april fools]
Bradasparky: you almost fucked me
Bradasparky: why did you put days then months
Bradasparky: instead of months then days
Bradasparky: on TFCL
Sidular! [unstable net]: no its me dubthink
Bradasparky: oh
Bradasparky: I'm stupid

✅Chaoticly: ?
env.snorty lfp steel: dont question mark me you dandy cunt. i wont hesitate to kill you immediately. i could fucking kill you right now. i have a katana with YOUR name on it, cunt. you think im scared of a little blood? no, you fucking cumguzzle, because i thirst for blood as badly as this blade does.
✅Chaoticly: k
env.snorty lfp steel: can i eat your ass

env.snorty: .
https://puu.sh/uZf7Q/862134fec2.jpg
**CLICK THIS LINK TO DIE INSTANTLY**
PurpleBanette✎: breathe of the dong
env.snorty: the typo from breath to breathe improves that message significantly and will grant you great wealth in the future
PurpleBanette✎: thank you, jesus

-azion: hey just be your self
env.snorty lfp steel: i am incapable of transforming into a stock image of guy fieri threatening gordon ramsey with a slim jim

Profsano ☕: Enjoy Dark souls kiddo
env.ladies pooping: dont tell me how to live my life
Profsano ☕: ok

env.snorty: how would you react if everytime you woke up, you heard tiny chattering in your foreskin that quieted down when 'they' noticed you were awake
Emerret: ....
env.snorty: just asking for a friend haha

minicircle: gg, your demo is nuts

-=Favorite Quote of 2015=-
Charizard: high five the IT ogre to recieve maximum friend points

-=Favorite Quote of 2016=-
[I was Engineer]
"Hey Snorty, you should build a Soldier with your body so I can pocket you." ~Jack the Stripper

-=Favorite Quote of 2017=-
"You thought this was going to be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it turns out that it was difficult difficult lemon difficult." ~Jack the Stripper
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......................Personal Achievements .............................|
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Met and beat ChiliofDestiny (Scout Voiceactor) in Comp Matchmaking while he was streaming
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=739611945

Met paddie on a MGE server (he left before i could take him on :( )
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=755848855

Met habib when he joined my jump server by complete coincidence
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=858035653
Aqua Marine Jul 9 @ 6:11pm 
you are a trap, traps are gay
bolsh_ Jun 30 @ 3:56pm 
crank that soulja boy
aDNKy Jun 28 @ 2:02pm 
wtf dude! that team feortreusss 2 game last night was radical man!
Jack The Stripper Jun 18 @ 1:08am 
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styles Apr 1 @ 10:40am 
Happy Easter! ;))
MrSlade2K Mar 25 @ 1:05pm 
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