i came out as gay to your dad
Snorty Meir Ó Foghladh
 
 
Yarr, maties.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnkJVQRg_5nw_k8Y8jl_mIA
twitch.tv/captainsnorty
http://play.esea.net/?r=1361557
snorty#0089

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw -I declare this my theme.
COMMENTS DISABLED DUE TO PHISHERS SENDING LINKS. I do not add people. You have to add me yourself. I will decline if I find your profile suspicious.

Warlord Ubermench is sexy. Just sayin'.

A one-word story description of myself from my friends (2 words a person)

"Grand mangina masturbation fire yeah, Mr. Krabs leather Bubberducky lumberjack drastic Frosted Flakes® cocksnot prank rum sensual Sidular! defenestrate legerdemain."

ESEA Open Demo Main

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfYXxqvd-Mg
The Magical Wall of Stuff
DONT ADD ME UNTIL YOU'VE READ THIS.
No, I don't want to sell my Unusuals.
No, I don't want to buy your Unusuals.
No, I don't want to click your links.
Yes, if I add you, I might want to do these things, but I usually friend you to be a friend.
No, You can't add me just so you can be salty at me over dominating you in a pub.


http://puu.sh/nfMag/65a81aa412.jpg
https://gyazo.com/686ec023b9b425b3f9b372b82f2f85d0
Switch Friend Code: SW-0631-1951-9322
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WALL OF NOTABLE CONVERSATIONS v3!
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{C?C}Corrin: Tell me a good joke
snorty: your life

Charizard: that server your on
Charizard: server listings say you've been on for 3 minutes and have more points than a guy whos been on for 4 and a half hours

*DEAD*(TEAM) Lil' Nig : you live a sad existence snorty

headshot conga : why pyro stand like girl when lose

Crumbles : Snorty, please have mercy

who the heck??? : lol you are one angry little boy aint you acutally your spelling is of a 5 year
who the heck??? : U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole

Ceo Augustine (Lucifer): are you mental stable

env.snorty (B-epis): **CLICK THIS VIDEO TO DIE INSTANTLY**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
**CLICK THIS VIDEO TO DIE INSTANTLY**
❤Paco❤: dont send me anything like this evcer again or im calling the cops

Jack The Stripper: I killed the old hard drive
Jack The Stripper: So now I have a 1tb solid state hybrid
canadians dont exist: i have a fancy boopity boppy computer with 18 GB of backup scabootles

env.snorty: .
https://puu.sh/uZf7Q/862134fec2.jpg
**CLICK THIS LINK TO DIE INSTANTLY**
PurpleBanette✎: breathe of the dong
env.snorty: the typo from breath to breathe improves that message significantly and will grant you great wealth in the future
PurpleBanette✎: thank you, jesus

-azion: hey just be your self
env.snorty lfp steel: i am incapable of transforming into a stock image of guy fieri threatening gordon ramsey with a slim jim

Profsano ☕: Enjoy Dark souls kiddo
env.ladies pooping: dont tell me how to live my life
Profsano ☕: ok

env.snorty: how would you react if everytime you woke up, you heard tiny chattering in your foreskin that quieted down when 'they' noticed you were awake
Emerret: ....
env.snorty: just asking for a friend haha

minicircle: gg, your demo is nuts

-=Favorite Quote of 2015=-
Charizard: high five the IT ogre to recieve maximum friend points

-=Favorite Quote of 2016=-
[I was Engineer]
"Hey Snorty, you should build a Soldier with your body so I can pocket you." ~Jack the Stripper

-=Favorite Quote of 2017=-
"You thought this was going to be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it turns out that it was difficult difficult lemon difficult." ~Jack the Stripper
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......................Personal Achievements .............................|
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Met and beat ChiliofDestiny (Scout Voiceactor) in Comp Matchmaking while he was streaming
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=739611945

Met paddie on a MGE server (he left before i could take him on :( )
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=755848855

Met habib when he joined my jump server by complete coincidence
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=858035653
A as in Aw darn Dec 12, 2018 @ 3:43pm 
MY SON DID DIP FOR THE FIRST TIME YEE HAW
Pancake Jul 27, 2018 @ 12:02am 
i bet you smell
Aqua Marine Jul 9, 2018 @ 6:11pm 
you are a trap, traps are gay
friend :) Jun 30, 2018 @ 3:56pm 
crank that soulja boy
What the sidular Jun 28, 2018 @ 2:02pm 
wtf dude! that team feortreusss 2 game last night was radical man!
chris Jun 18, 2018 @ 1:08am 
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