Errungenschaftsfortschritt von Camo Yoshi in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 13. Apr. 2015 um 22:35 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 19:07 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 21:19 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 22:47 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 17:39 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Am 1. Okt. 2017 um 22:09 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 13. Apr. 2015 um 21:57 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 18:02 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 19:16 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 21:18 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 23:53 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 20:59 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 23:26 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 4. Aug. 2016 um 22:49 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 22:01 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 26. Mai 2015 um 1:16 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 13. Dez. 2015 um 21:58 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 19. Mai 2015 um 15:16 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 18. Mai 2015 um 23:30 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 23:03 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 23:45 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 22:31 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 22:40 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 21:57 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 23:47 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 22:43 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 19. Mai 2015 um 14:37 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 26. Mai 2015 um 1:18 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 22:49 freigeschaltet

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Am 17. Juli 2016 um 22:05 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 22:00 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 20. Apr. 2015 um 0:13 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 26. Mai 2015 um 0:16 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 19:03 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 20:54 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 15. Juli 2016 um 20:40 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 19. Mai 2015 um 14:35 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 21:19 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 23:26 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 13. Apr. 2015 um 22:00 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 20. Apr. 2015 um 0:42 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 14. Apr. 2015 um 17:53 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 21:02 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 13. Apr. 2015 um 22:00 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 19. Mai 2015 um 14:24 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 5. Dez. 2021 um 17:36 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 20:40 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 21. Apr. 2015 um 22:13 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 30. Sep. 2017 um 21:04 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 20. Apr. 2015 um 0:51 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 12. Okt. 2019 um 21:04 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 15. Apr. 2015 um 23:27 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 30. Juli 2016 um 22:57 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 31. Juli 2016 um 0:39 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Am 31. Juli 2016 um 1:57 freigeschaltet

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Am 31. Juli 2016 um 14:52 freigeschaltet

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Am 4. Aug. 2016 um 23:02 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Am 8. Okt. 2017 um 22:35 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Am 31. Juli 2016 um 1:05 freigeschaltet

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Am 9. Okt. 2017 um 18:05 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 7. Nov. 2015 um 1:35 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 10. Okt. 2019 um 1:06 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

23 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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