CR4YCR4Y
CR4YCR4Y, Cr4yfish, Openlycray   New York, New York, United States
 
 
His Claws? WACK! His Shell? WACK! His antennae? WACK! His scuttling stance? WACK! The way that he chemically communicates? WACK! The way that he doesn't even like to pinch? WACK! Me? I'm CR4Y as F**K!
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Ask me about the CR4Y agenda.
When I was a young Cr4y, I spoke with my father. I asked "Crawdad, why does Poseidon let bad things happen?" My father told me "You must be the change you wish to see in Poseidon's ocean" I will never forget those words.

I sexually Identify as a freshwater lobster. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of swimming in the lake and being boiled in a large barrel for human consumption. People say to me that a person being a crayfish is Impossible and I'm craycray but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install claws, antennas and a bright red shell on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "CR4YCR4Y" and respect my right to live in freshwater and be delicious. If you can't accept me you're craycist and need to check your crustacean privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

You just better start sniffin' your own phylum subjugation cr4y 'cause it's just you against your tattered exoskeleton, the current and the fishnet, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of the lake alive

Astacology is the study of crayfish, also known as freshwater lobsters. The New York Astacology society was founded in nineteen ninety eight when CR4YCR4Y threw Astacidea off Scrap in a Trap, and plummeted sixteen feet through the water table

If there were two crustaceans in the stream and one of them killed the other with a claw would that be cr4ycr4y or what?

On including CR4YCR4Y in amateur video games:
"I forced a friend to listen to my voiceover of his homosexual ex-jewish brony knight character and he had an aneurysm."

CR4Y on NoFap:
If you really wanted to be successful in NoFap you'd buy your own genitals during a Steam sale so you can guarantee you'll never play with them
Rory Jul 12, 2017 @ 6:45pm 
A stand up bloke!
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Joey Ravioli Oct 15, 2015 @ 8:02pm 
Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have 61 friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.
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Excel Apr 29, 2015 @ 6:14pm 
What: The Seder is a traditional meal that marks the start of Passover. Join the Jewish Culture Club and celebrate the beginning of the holiday with a meal where everything has been replaced with chocolate.
When: Wednesday, April 1st (No joke!) at 6:00 pm
Where: Performing Arts Room
Why: Experience a Passover Seder including free chocolate! After the food, we will have an open discussion about diversity and oppression in the present day.
RSVP: None needed! Just show up and have fun!
Soda Pup Oct 31, 2014 @ 11:49am 
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