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Virginia, United States 
6 
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
🤥
Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Goodbye Mr Brain Cell.
(Hogfather)
🤧
Edna: "Teach me to love you, squishy poet from beyond the stars."
Fry: "I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug,
you'd be way up the list."
😵
Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
😬
Words are the voice of the heart.
🤤
QOTD:
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
🙂
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
😶
I'm looking for Stardew Valley and The Witness.
Thank you