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I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.

Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Goodbye Mr Brain Cell.

Edna: "Teach me to love you, squishy poet from beyond the stars."
Fry: "I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug,
you'd be way up the list."

Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
Words are the voice of the heart.
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."

Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.

ahmad.seet Apr 24, 2018 @ 6:30pm 
Hi, I added you from steamtrades.
I'm looking for Stardew Valley and The Witness.

Thank you
SuperTürkiller Apr 22, 2017 @ 4:51am 
Conroadster Apr 20, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
Rest in peace, you where a great scout and an even better friend
Apathy Apr 20, 2017 @ 8:43am 
Rest in peace buddy, I'll miss playing cs with you
Woox117 Apr 19, 2017 @ 8:18pm 
Rest in peace