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32 of 42 (76%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 7:43am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:57am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2020 @ 6:51am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Jul 25 @ 12:02am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Jul 25 @ 12:05am


Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2020 @ 7:13am


Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 3:30am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:33am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2020 @ 7:00am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2020 @ 7:21am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2020 @ 5:59am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2020 @ 5:35am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2020 @ 5:51am


Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 4:55am


Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 5:26am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:01pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2020 @ 6:16am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2020 @ 8:19pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2020 @ 6:30am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2020 @ 5:11am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2020 @ 5:34am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2020 @ 8:22am


Make your choice.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2020 @ 8:26am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 7:57am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:38am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 3:13am


Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:04pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2020 @ 5:37am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2020 @ 5:26am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 5:31am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:30pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 7:00am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
34 / 50

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.

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