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I am 14, i didn't know what a Honeymoon was, and my parents didn't have enough money to hire a babysitter. So they bought me a Gameboy and took me on the trip. They told me "stay in this room for the night, you'll be fine". But i had to go pee so i got up and started heading towards the bathroom, and i heard mommy and daddy making weird noises, so i opened their door and there mommy was; below daddy! I asked what they were doing, And they told me the truth. They were having "sex". So i asked "is it a big boy thing?" and they said yes. Mommy said i could try it, so i got onto the bed, and she said to take my wee wee out. So i did. Daddy had a bigger one so i felt pretty bad, but mommy grabbed it and pulled me down on her, and put it in. It felt like putting my wee wee in mac n' cheese! After a couple minutes i had this weird sensation, and it started squirting this white stuff all inside mommy! But Mommy and daddy asked if they wanted me to join tomorrow, should i say yes?