Midi
/id/C5I   Isle of Man
 
 
I'm currently working as a cook at a dingy restaurant: Living paycheck to paycheck.

My boss only cares about money. He is a greedy bastard who treats me like I’m nothing but a glorified slave. He is so crabby and demanding. Especially during rush hour. If he could find someone else, he would replace me in a heartbeat.

My girlfriend just dumped me. FML. But I got a crush on this new girl. I first got talking to her on Discord (Stardew Valley) and I couldn't help but notice her incredibly sexy accent. She wants to become an astronaut or a marine biologist. And according to her Facebook profile, she is a certified dolphin trainer, a fan of Jackie Chan (a Korean pop idol, I assume), and her favorite movie is Kill Bill (I'm a big fan of martial arts myself).

My best friend is a self-proclaimed rockstar. Unfortunately, he's lazy and obese; all he ever does is goof around. I don't mind that he doesn't have a computer or anything. And I really couldn't care less about his weight problem—truth be told, his morbid fascination with mayonnaise has grown on me over the years—however, his total lack of common sense is taking its toll on me. A case in point: ''Are you a girl?'', he asked—100% deadpan—when the astronaut/martial artist showed up at our pool party the other day (she was wearing a bikini!). Sometimes I can't help but wonder if he has been living under a rock. I hate him. In my heart of hearts, I know I just envy him because he doesn’t have to go to work. Freedom. No responsibilities whatsoever. But at the end of the day, he’s all I got. He's my buddy, neighbor, sidekick, and jellyfishing partner extraordinaire. He's my rock. He's my star.

My coworker always makes fun of me. He bosses me around while acting all high and mighty. Standing up for myself isn't easy. I really hate how shy I am sometimes. Even the customers feel sorry for me. I wish I had his confidence. His job (cashier). His looks (nose). His fucking clarinet. But of course I'm never going to tell him that.

You see, I put a brave face on everything, but I'm actually depressed and insecure. Deep down, I feel ugly, undesirable and unacknowledged. I'm dying on the inside, and I haven't told anyone that either (except for my extremely sheltered roommate who doesn't speak English).

And the worst part of it all is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Yeet
"Le vent se lève! . . . Il faut tenter de vivre! "
"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."
"Germany will either be a world power or will not be at all. "
"Hate is more lasting than dislike. "
"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. "
"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed. "
"It is not truth that matters, but victory. "
"Words build bridges into unexplored regions. "
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man. "
"Silence is argument carried out by other means. "
"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall. "
"Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. "
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. " - Sokrates
"Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life. " - Albert Einstein
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and stuff. " - Barack Obama
"Fetus Deletus. " - Dr. Doctor


if not online by 27.8.19, prob dead & death related to Faroese Islands (real name: Oliver)
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx