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Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, United States
I'm so awesome, the sea parted when Moses asked me if he could pass. I'm so Awesome that I told Ronald McDonald to add thousand Island Dressing to his double cheese burger and call it Big Mac. I'm so Awesome, I couldn't contain all my own awesome so I found a woman to carry a clone of me for 9 months (so all my exsess awesome could soak in).

Also, I like cookies more than the Kardashians like making poor life choices.
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