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16 of 16 (100%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 3:48pm

Concieved

Egg, meet sperm!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 10:19am

Gone Home

Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 3:18pm

Digested

Whoops, wrong hole!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Prime Digest

First into the tummy!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 9:55am

Died

That wasn't so hard, was it?
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 3:13pm

Pacifist

Can't we all just get along?
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 3:48pm

100 Kills

Spermicide
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:41pm

200 Kills

Double Spermicide
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:41pm

300 Kills

Triple Spermicide
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 5:14pm

500 Kills

Crazy Spermicide
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:12pm

Twins

Double the trouble!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:26pm

Quintuplets

Minivan? No, clown car!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 3:13pm

Last to the Party

Poor little guy...
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 10:19am

5,000 Sperm Bank Bucks

A little nest egg...
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 3:48pm

15,000 Sperm Bank Bucks

Feeling rich?
Unlocked Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:01pm

50,000 Sperm Bank Bucks

I am the 1%