Do you want to be a bad guy? Buy This Game
Do you want to kill cops? Buy This Game
Do you want to grab loot bags? Buy This Game
Do you want to fix drills? Buy This Game
Do you want to shoot civilians for no reason? Buy This Game
Do you want to stealth stuff (poorly)? Buy This Game
Do you want to stealth stuff (efficiently)? Buy This Game And Kick Idiots Who Don't Listen
Do you want to get kicked from lobbies? Buy This Game
Do you want to get knocked down instantly? Buy This Game
Do you like guns? Buy This Game
Do you like tons and tons of DLC? Buy This Game (And DLC)
Do you have friends? Buy This Game
Do you have no friends? Buy This Game Anyways And Make Some!!!