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11 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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22.8 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Everything will give you a status effect.
So, don't bother with shields.
Tons of blind jumps or drops that will kill you in one hit.
Tons of one-hit kill traps.
Get used to the phrases, "No lockpicks" and "This door doesn't open on this side."

5/10. Get it if you MUST play a souls-like.

Edit: Puddle traps that instant kill you. lmao
Posted April 17. Last edited April 18.
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1 person found this review helpful
75.1 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
New game mode adds much necessary longevity.
Posted January 27.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.6 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Best Final Fantasy in a long, long time.
Posted September 17, 2024.
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108.2 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
Game rules.
Posted September 9, 2024.
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302.0 hrs on record
The Devil made me do it.
Posted June 13, 2024.
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26.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Game rules. Get it and play it!
Posted May 30, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Games rules.
Posted October 27, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Game is boring and easy even on hard. Characters don't level and gone is the grittiness and mystery of its predecessor dungeon of the endless. Mechanically less engaging, dust has no real purpose (rooms light themselves up or don't). It also have an awfully goofy space-western theme and one of the main protags you start with sounds like the squirrel from SpongeBob.

I'll play it with friends when it goes on sale for 9.99.
Posted October 20, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
83.0 hrs on record (64.0 hrs at review time)
A lesson on how to make a game worse per patch.
Posted October 18, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
116.7 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Game good. They've patched performance issues rapidly.
Posted October 17, 2023.
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