-champion of the 1998 half life multiplayer competitive circuit

-i once converted £2 into Dogecoin.

-committed a gangland execution on an anime girl in mod

-i know a guy called charlie who don't surf but i think he should

-a melted hitchhiker

-respected hoxton player

-violated the geneva convention on club penguin, using white phosphorus and
an atom bomb 100x that used on hiroshima, using radioactive fireball to usher in 15 years nuclear winter on the server named abominable

-i piss chernobyl water

-no mercy for stooges

-OOH AHH TIKI TIKI OOH AHH TIKI TIKI OOKAH CHAAKA OOKAH CHAAKA

-Threw the can at the metrocop (seen below)

-Had trolley sex

-Otherwise known as mr reggae ambassador

-Was the 18th member of Talking Heads during their Stop Making Sense Tour

-Gave the greater manchester area a tax-exempt status making the north 10x better than every shithole south of wythenshawe

-I steal souls for Alf pogs

-Scram champion

-Crucified gromit from wallace and gromit

-Champion of challenge pissing

-I got sucked off once and thought it was a nice experience

-I unboxed an unusual and came

-Furries get the bullet

-I like to play engineer with the gunslinger exclusively to shit people up

-I deal ganj with bread bags

-No fae yoker

-responsible for the toxic avenger films