Berezhnoi "BeerDone" Danylo   Kyyiv, Ukraine
"We're adventuring a bank Timothy, keep up!"

Through the power of hypnotic suggestion and a tank , I was able to convince all these people they are dead.

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Salad isn't food, salad is what food eats!
"I personally belive that in any situation that you expect a kick in the balls, and you get a slap in the face, thats a victory."

<@Faer|afk> what is good dubstep
<Rashy> dialup modem

<blehnus>In my experiece, any attempt to make any system idiot proof will only challenge God to make a better idiot

"Give a man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets."

"You're under arrest for terrorism, murder, arson, kidnapping, destruction of public property, obstruction of justice, fraud, extortion and impersonating a tosser!"

"In the States, you have the right to bear arms.
In Russia, bears are armed."

"Surely to score highly on the Innuendo scale of 1-10 you'd give it one?"

"If you can't stand the HEAT, don't spam it in the first place."

"I don't need a life, I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives."

"So please, get your shotguns. Join me around this barrel. And let's take it out on some MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FISH."

"I think my higher brain gave up on giving me advice. It just calls me a knob every morning and leaves it at that."

"Realism = Snake. Hit a wall and it bloody hurts..."

"For an entirely new Assassin's Creed experi~~oh we're still doing that thing where he sits on the bench."

"We're 40 minutes into this clunker, and the most magical thing that's happened so far is that WE'VE GONE TO NEBRASKA!"

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."‏

"Kids today with your waypoints, GPS and map markers. Half Life didn't tell you where you were OR where you're going and we liked it that way."

On the internet men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.

We've got a big hunk of junk, but if we weld it with plasma and sculpt it with a hammer, it'll either fly or shoot very well.

Imagine that, a corporation making money because it fostered consumers that were happy to give it money! WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEIRD FORMULA!

-And your fans...
-Yep, found me yet another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ job, as a President of the United States.
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72 Hours played
It's when I distracted three iron-clad guards with a remotely hacked turret and shot them in the back with a shotgun, then cloned another's access key, found and grabbed my target, then jettisoned us both through the nearest breakable window, only to remotely pilot my breacher pod to save both me and my sister (tragically captured in the last playthrough) from the vastness of open space that I realized just how deep this game can go.

Don't look at the price, don't hesitate and don't look back. You'll love this game.

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Aragorn Aug 7 @ 8:24am 
hello, can you invite me please :HappyFragger: !
Pointless Striker Nov 15, 2019 @ 1:35pm 
Im desperately interested in the awp
viy_ Nov 7, 2019 @ 3:29am 
Хайлюшки!!! :cozybethesda:
ツ JoeTheBro ツ Jul 24, 2019 @ 10:55am 
Ahh, that's alright
BeerDone Jul 24, 2019 @ 10:52am 
I have not been collecting new items for a while now, sorry. Right now I don't even have the money I would spare on it.
ツ JoeTheBro ツ Jul 24, 2019 @ 10:38am 
I have a craft #88 pirate bandana, if you are interested?