Berezhnoi "BeerDone" Danylo   Kyyiv, Ukraine
"We're adventuring a bank Timothy, keep up!"

Through the power of hypnotic suggestion and a tank , I was able to convince all these people they are dead.

I show my videogaming off sometimes []

Why do people hate EA?
The Beautiful Irony of PC Gaming
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Salad isn't food, salad is what food eats!
"I personally belive that in any situation that you expect a kick in the balls, and you get a slap in the face, thats a victory."

<@Faer|afk> what is good dubstep
<Rashy> dialup modem

<blehnus>In my experiece, any attempt to make any system idiot proof will only challenge God to make a better idiot

"Give a man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets."

"You're under arrest for terrorism, murder, arson, kidnapping, destruction of public property, obstruction of justice, fraud, extortion and impersonating a tosser!"

"In the States, you have the right to bear arms.
In Russia, bears are armed."

"Surely to score highly on the Innuendo scale of 1-10 you'd give it one?"

"If you can't stand the HEAT, don't spam it in the first place."

"I don't need a life, I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives."

"So please, get your shotguns. Join me around this barrel. And let's take it out on some MOTHER FUCKING FISH."

"I think my higher brain gave up on giving me advice. It just calls me a knob every morning and leaves it at that."

"Realism = Snake. Hit a wall and it bloody hurts..."

"For an entirely new Assassin's Creed experi~~oh we're still doing that thing where he sits on the bench."

"We're 40 minutes into this clunker, and the most magical thing that's happened so far is that WE'VE GONE TO NEBRASKA!"

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."‏

"Kids today with your waypoints, GPS and map markers. Half Life didn't tell you where you were OR where you're going and we liked it that way."

On the internet men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.

We've got a big hunk of junk, but if we weld it with plasma and sculpt it with a hammer, it'll either fly or shoot very well.

Imagine that, a corporation making money because it fostered consumers that were happy to give it money! WHAT A FUCKING WEIRD FORMULA!

-And your fans...
-Yep, found me yet another shitty job, as a President of the United States.
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Venomousbeetle Apr 14 @ 4:07am 
Do you buy 88's? Have Joe-on-the-Go
vohhe Nov 22, 2018 @ 8:31am 
have a #88 spycicle for sale on my marketplace
BeerDone Oct 28, 2018 @ 7:59am 
sorry, I haven't the time or the items to trade anymore, especially when I have so many Soldier items already. Thanks for the offer!
💰[⇄]Wayne Buying Backpacks Oct 28, 2018 @ 7:36am 
The Salty Dog #88
Why do witches burn? Nov 17, 2017 @ 11:07am 
I understand. I've been looking for specifically #88 eureka effect forever. Would you mind at least adding me should you ever change your mind? I won't pester you.
BeerDone Nov 17, 2017 @ 10:46am 
It's a fondness, nothing else. Something I started on the hype of trading very early on, and which has accrued a sentimental value over the years. A lot of memories go with that collection, and I don't want to lose them.