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vecc Mar 3 @ 1:25pm 
nice kicks man
Rez Feb 15 @ 6:57pm 
I was♥♥♥♥♥♥♥once.

I was a 15 YEAR OLD VIRGIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and one night I was walking home from the library. FRIGHTENED I took a shortcut down A DARK ALLEY. I heard a SINISTER LAUGH and FLAMBOYANT FAUSTINO jumped out from behind a trash can! "Well well," he sneered, "looks like your rands b3 time is LAGGED"

I said its a half hour long and that i aint no laggin♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but to no avail. He just laughed and whipped out his THROBBING ADMIN POWERS. He shoved me roughly against the wall and started filling my ear with STEAMY ACCUSATIONS. I struggled but got SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ROCK HARD♥♥♥♥♥♥for my efforts.

MEWLING AND WHIMPERING I tried to pepper that ♥♥♥♥♥. He just bellowed, "YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME REMOVE MORE OF YOUR TIMES!" I started to explain that a ♥♥♥♥♥ named mongke has like 100 lagged times and he RAMMED HIS ADMIN POWERS DOWN MY THROAT. My premises and spirit broken, I couldn't get a word in edgewise because I was GAGGING ON SLIMY MEATY♥♥♥♥♥♥
Rez Feb 15 @ 6:56pm 
It was awful. His POWER was TOO STRONG to fit inside my TIGHT VIRGIN BRAIN. Some of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ records he PULLED OUT only to immediately JAM BACK INSIDE. It seemed to go on forever but finally, FORCING ME OPEN, his PENETRATING PHALLUS came to a CLIMAX. It was agony as ROUND AFTER ROUND of GETTING MY TIMES FOCUSED and TOP 10 BUMPINGS were PUMPED DEEP INSIDE me.

Weeping, I lay in a PUDDLE OF RANK 11S. I didn't see where he went, but FLAMBOYANT FAUSTINOS LAGGED TIMES had been irresistibly PLANTED DEEP INSIDE me. I tried to quit surf like unskilled, but NINE LOST CHESS GAMES LATER I was BACK TO GETTING PEPPERED IN SURF.

This is my truth. POUND ME TOO!
Pandora Nov 6, 2018 @ 5:45pm 
-rep very toxic person, goes to a trade server just to kill people there and call them bad, knowing the actual ♥♥♥♥♥ he is he will probs delete this
selene Jul 29, 2018 @ 4:27am 
actually ur times are♥♥♥♥♥♥compared to my friend's friend who has the largest underground surfing network ever created, and if u were any good ud be in it (like all the other top surfers). its like the surf illuminati. it's funny u think crashfort, redc, silverthing, are all different people. guess what, they're not. I PROMISE, and i have handshows to prove it, theyre all the same hands. and the fact that u surf on WAN instead of LAN really shows ur lack of skill. more importantly ur number 1 on the Top "Literally Down Syndrome" surfers of 2018, grats
Poi Jul 20, 2018 @ 11:36pm 
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.