1. When In doubt, make it someone elses problem
2. Always, ALWAYS trust your nose
3. When you have a good idea, save it, so you can look back on how stupid it was
4. Never look at the BIG picture, it always hurts
5. Think bigger, broader, an quit looking at that picture in front of you
6. There is always a bigger idiot than you, you just have not found him yet
7. Some good luck and a good bluff can get you out of any situation
8. Lack of paranioa is cause for concern
9. A minor inconveniance costs about $2.00
10. A major inconveniance costs between 20$ and $2,000,000,000,000
11. Social Interaction breeds Lice
12. Anything done solely for wealth or sexual gratification is not good for the soul
13. You are always going to be wrong in someones eyes, so you may as well pick the most controvertial stance just for kicks
14. Knowledge is not how much you know, but the realization of how little you know
15. Growing up is just filling your quota of stupid, embarassing moments
16. Failure is the only real option when you think about it
17. The drawback of following your heart is you need an echocardiogram to see
18. One can balwark themselves against major tragedy, the little things that slip past can finish you
19. To know and understand are two completely different concepts
20. An Idea, concept, or object can only garner so much adoration before it loses its novelty and the very attention that made it known turns it to rubbish
21. People typically place more value in unconventional wisdom
22. Love only truly manifests itself after its death
23. Hunger does not proceed rationality
24. Misanthropy is for the self important
25. To be a little less stupid each day is a good life goal
26. Those whom label themselves humanitarians are trying to bolster their egos over what is a default ideal
27. Numbers under context is the purest form of information
28. "That which is easy is not worth it" does not exempt from trying it in the first place
29. Historically speaking everything has a black mark
30. Knowledge learned is always better than knowledge taught
31. Truth is not given, it is sought
32. Smart People don't get rich, Clever people do
33. Match the initial investment in most insults from your detractors: Nothing
34. Presentation is half the flavor
35. Is it obscure by scarcity or is it obscure by apathy?
36. You cannot stop the inept from being inept, only the capable.
37. Casualization is the first step of embalming
38. Time spent in good Company is never wasted
39. Winners come in many shapes and sizes, but losers are ALWAYS ubiquitous