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Dropping my pants to my ankles before even opening bathroom door, confidently strutting up to a urinal between two bearded men in airbrushed Confederate flag denim jackets, getting to the urinal and immediately, and loudly yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS THE TICKET" and then making direct eye contact with the man to my right before making sure he watches me drop my gaze southbound. I make sure to maintain eye contact as I shake no less than 150 times before strutting out without pulling up my pants, making sure my ass cheeks jiggle generously with each step

Hello, are you available?

i eat rocks

Commenter before me is GHEY

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