1337 Days
I may be located in   Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Get down with the quickness :2017eyeball:

Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia.
I be making fucking dough in the pizzeria
It's a spicy meatball, give you diarrhea.
Popping bars like the mozzarella sticks I eat, uh

I usually just stick around like a bad smell and I'm usually tolerated as such.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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Created by - Shmeaty McBeaty
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~~I'd rather stick a hot soldering iron in my dickhole then play with a majority of casual matchmaking players, so I only play casual with friends.
~~ If I'm trading anything it'll be on Backpack.TF. Don't add me to trade, I will assume you are a scammer.
~~A little salt goes a long way is what I say, so don't be a dick or else I'll hit you with my weeaboo stick.
~~ If I'm offline I'm probably
A.) At Work
B.) Out to eat
C.) In class
D.) Dead
Don't expect to get a message back from me until I'm online again.
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1337 Days Mar 6 @ 11:11am 
Vore gang where you at
Dough Boy Mar 6 @ 7:27am 
lol Feb 6 @ 3:40pm 
yeah sex is nice
Well, I really wanna do it by myself, currently having trouble with OBS so I guess could you help me with OBS instead? for the mod and future purposes.
1337 Days Feb 3 @ 10:12am 
survivor bots, I can record video in OBS and demonstrate certain features.
what mod did you offered to help?