1337 Dayz
D33P-P34N-021   Boston, Massachusetts, United States
"I believe you'll do quite well, but only time will tell if you got the bear, or the bear got you." - Steely Dan

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kiddo.
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Can't wait for Ricochet 2
I'm going into soup mode.
~~I'd rather stick a hot soldering iron in my dickhole then play with a majority of casual matchmaking players, so I only play casual with friends.

~~ If I'm trading anything it'll be on Backpack.TF. Don't add me to trade.

~~ If I'm offline I'm probably
A.) At Work
B.) Out to eat
C.) In class
D.) Dead
Don't expect to get a message back from me until I'm online again.
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Are you friendzoned by Alyx or on your way to the friendzone? This guide will help you break out of the friendzone and be alpha.
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I guess you understand that nothing here is mine (.___. )
Suppose it belongs to Obsidian Entertainment, Bethesda, ZeniMax ...

Update : Fixed some issues, cut out some sounds

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ethx Jan 30 @ 1:54pm 
So you're going by "1337 Days" now nerd? Haha whats up sht bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
aux Aug 27, 2019 @ 9:35pm 
no problemo hotdog
1337 Dayz Jul 2, 2019 @ 10:27am 
oh ♥♥♥♥ called out
Турецкий Плотва Jul 2, 2019 @ 2:21am 
1337 Dayz Mar 6, 2019 @ 11:11am 
Vore gang where you at
Турецкий Плотва Mar 6, 2019 @ 7:27am