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35 of 35 (100%) achievements earned:

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Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:51pm

Balls of Steel

Blackmail Stefan directly
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:50pm

Balls Missing

Let Stefan bribe you
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:40pm

I aim to misbehave

Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:49pm

Mmm.. Pizza!

Find the address of the theatre
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:51pm

From here to there

Create a map to get to the theatre
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:53pm

Don't be a Wonka

Find the "Golden Ticket"
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:56pm

Nil Desperandum

Ask Samantha for a date
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:02pm

In just a jiffy

Find the Spanish software module
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:03pm

Habla Espanol

Install the Spanish software module
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:04pm

Poor Lucy!

Find the missing SD card
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:06pm

Only an hour!

Transcribe interviews for Sam
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:44pm

My secret identity

Pick a name for your alter-ego
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:49pm

Weak as water

Fail the strength test
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:35pm

With clogs in

Clog the toilet at the theatre
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:22pm

Magnetic personality

Retrieve the magnet from the speaker
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:26pm

Who's the daddy?

Complete the strength test
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:28pm

A tortoise in treacle

Fail the speed test
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:32pm

Cupid stunts

Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:37pm

To the max!

Take the treadmill to maximum speed
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:52pm

Consuela's Got Talent!

Get Consuela an audition from Stefan
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:57pm

Macgruber!

Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:06pm

William Tell

Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:14pm

Seven week itch

Use the floor vent to help you fly
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:22pm

Vinegar stroke

Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:33pm

The King and I

Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:27pm

Keeping it real

Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:30pm

Losing my mind

Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:27pm

Whedonesque

Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:31pm

Side of the angels

Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:34pm

Brass monkeys

Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:28pm

A true patriot

Tell the nurse you love America
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:32pm

Make 'em wonder

Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder"
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:34pm

You're Gorgias

Tell the nurse you don't love anyone
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:28pm

A Patriot is Born

Complete the game
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:43pm

Not in my backlog!

Don't let the game just sit in your unplayed games pile!