King of Pootis
 
 
Tryhard Hoovy Main, Shenanigan Connoisseur.

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Hi ho! Just a local meme lord.


Bit about me:

I like doing MvM and just hopping on casual for a good match or 10. If my gameplay hasn't made it obvious, I am a Heavy main with demoknight as a close second. I like playing TF2, Dark Souls 3, and High Fantasy stuff. I am a huge nerd with a massive DnD Dice addiction only slightly smaller than my massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ego. Generally a chill dude who just wants to hang out and having a good time.

I main heavy because I enjoy jumping around the corner into everything, and I also like the out-tanking/out-DPSing your opponent playstyle. Being an unstoppable force and/or an immovable object is definitely my kind of thing to do. Punishing people who overextend or simply are just at the wrong place at the wrong time is amazing. I just also like Mikhail as a character, the strong, silent and secretly intelligent type who are anything other than just another big dumb brute.



I have heard that at some point I have had an impersonator. Keep your wits about you people.

Trading info:

-I do not accept any trades from private inventories, profiles, or links unless known.
-I only use backpack, scrap and market tf sites. I will not go on any other site.
-I will not go onto a 3rd party chat system. Say what you have to say on steam.
-I am definitely open to haggling. If you feel like you can offer a fair price, then lets discuss.
-I can definitely smell an impersonator or scammer from a mile away, so be warned.
-I WILL WASTE YOUR TIME IF YOU TRY TO SCAM ME.
-TF2 Items (that I use) I probably wont accept trades for, but who knows? Send a trade!
-Collecting the good body tracking Halloween taunts, as well as enchanted and Golden Glimmer.


THE WALL OF SALT (♥♥♥♥ said to me)


Wandering Soul : there always that one tryhard heavy medic combo
fujoshi_BL(M)_2008 : idk its just some sad virgin guy.
SuperPants : Rage Heavy? More like eat ass.
Crystal : Do me, and the rest of the world a favor, and go rot in the firey pits of the 7th circle of Hell. Cheating no skill flooring shooting Soldier scumbag.
[GN] Commander Bacara : hes just a tryhard Rage Heavy :3
*DEAD* Amandil : STOP TAUNTING WHEN YOU KILL
gamesamuelnziegler : suck my dielicious com filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
smooc: commit suicide! If i were there i would kill you for calling yourself god!
Burns: get off the macdonalds wifi scrub
Spastic Hawk: ooo. Look at you with your massive online big ♥♥♥♥ energy.
Oryx: garbage as ♥♥♥♥ at tf2 cries bc im better than him
*DEAD* santylunaaaa : peace of ♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* ʍopɐɥsこいし♡ ✠ : well we'll just release your dox heinrich
*DEAD* kalebtyb : your heavy is hacking




*Insert overly used meme about being called a rage heavy*
If I start getting creamed, I will switch to my main. No one bats an eye at the bad box conch soldier boyfriend when he switches to soldier because he keeps getting destroyed by snipers, but the moment I decide dying for the third time to the same pyro while I am trying to get better at lucksman is too much or my team desperately needs a push and switch to heavy, I am suddenly a "Rage Heavy." Even if I have been heavy all game, I am then a "Tryhard Rage Heavy."

Or you know, I am a rage heavy. It happens.














Are you actually reading this? Got nothing better to do? Got bored?" Well, you wasted your time man. Have a cookie.
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i had to go out with alt+f4
Yes bro, I hid in his world. He teleported behind my back and made me infinite chainstab postmortem
King of Pootis 19 hours ago 
I have no idea he was lagging his mind out though
Hey bro this guy called "." he's a cheater right?or is it just latency?....
bird 20 hours ago 
bird greets friend, bird spot friend in comment section of other bird-friend. bird come to conclusion that friend is friend.
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