AresSab3r the Moon Princess
You know well how this will end.   Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I play CS:GO, Gwent, and R6:S.
Mumble, discord, and teamspeak, as well as a mic that usually works.
When my internet is down I go to Melb Uni so hit me up if you're in Melbourne and need pizza / HSP recommendations.

~~ Satisfied Customers ~~

*DEAD* Zyan : gg you're superior
Zyan: Nobody can handle your medic skills

Fall : yo dude you're the most ruthless medic i've ever seen

Lizzycat. : ares is the better medic...

bandage : can you teach me to be a medic pro like you?
bandage : you're pretty

WillieWillFart : AH i got the feeling your an probably jealous of your skills


Zyan: Nobody can handle your medic skills
AresSab3r: ikr?
AresSab3r: I'm pretty much Div -4
Zyan: It's fine, you make up for it by being div 1 sexy
AresSab3r: Awww yis
Zyan: hahaha

*DEAD* CHICKENJOE : everyone report nKH! aresSab3r please
*DEAD* CHICKENJOE : hes only good cos he uses cheats and cant play properly

*DEAD* Mark : hackers
*DEAD* Mark : dem smurf doh

*DEAD* rog : smurf more

*DEAD* Charlie The Meerkat : raped
*DEAD* Dr. Medicine : nice shot

suck my nuts : why you always smurfing
suck my nuts : stop fkn smurfing...
Yakuza : mmmm oh my god
Yakuza : stop youjr fukcing smurfing

[viL]: ana, wp wp wp wp
[viL]: mad props, you're way lower SR than you should be

[battledingo]: i dont even
[battledingo]: wp ana

[Muygordy]: report lazulzi for hakxing

*DEAD* ><> DaN : carry me harder daddy
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Scooby Doo's real name is Scoobert Doo.
21 / M / Melbourne - nKH! are the best people on the internet <3
Straight Edge - Wrestling Fan - Gamer

Battlenet: AresSab3r#1540 (serious) / Lazulzi#1380 (much less serious)
Overwatch Career Peak: 3913 (never again ow is trash)
GOG: AresSab3r Peak MMR 4272
UPlay: AresSab3r
XBOX: AresSab3r

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about me. u wouldnt say this shit to me at lan, im jacked. not only that but i wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Somebody once told me
That matchmaking will roll me;
I'm better off in casual instead.
Thought this game is pretty neat
All these other kids I'll beat,
Solo queue, plans for clutches in my head.

Well, the salt starts flowing and it don't stop flowing.
Teammates are so shit I'm sure that they're throwing.
I tell myself that I play for fun
But flash me in or I'm fucking done.
Drop me AWP mid, I'll rek this kid,
I could kill this guy with closed eyelids.
Why the fuck are you rushing B?
These 4 stacks don't use comms with me.

Hey now, you're in MG,
Force buy each round, rush A.
Hey now, got to rank up,
Need to drop that cool spray.
And all my teammates are gold,
No one makes LE without getting trolled.

My last comp game could not have been shitter,
Two teammates had no mics and a rage-quitter.
So in order to climb up the ladder
I'm downloading a hack that gains me ELO faster.
The games I play, they wear my patience thin.
I'm gonna go online and bet all my skins.
Both my bhops and sprays are trash,
I'll buy an alt and derank with my spare steam cash.

Hey now, you're in MG,
Just click confirm and pray.
Hey now, time to give up,
Drop a GG - well played.
And all my skins will be sold,
No one makes LE without getting trolled.

Somebody once asked;
"Could you spare a little cash?
If you drop me I can afford helm and nades."
I said "Hey, his guy's okay,
At least this team can communicate,"
If they only knew how to retake.

Well, the salt keeps coming and it don't stop coming,
The other team spinbots no point in running.
Keep telling myself that I play for fun,
Then I get team-killed so I'm fucking done.
Other teams hack, my team is crap,
Why won't Volvo take my money back?
I don't even know how to aim.
Why did I ever install this game?

Hey now, you're in MG.
Why do you even play?
Hey now, there's no refunds,
And you've already paid.
Need my team to do what they're told.
Nobody gets Global without getting trolled.

I'll just get 0:16 rolled.
No one plays CS without getting trolled.
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Adders Nov 8, 2016 @ 5:43pm 
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Post this on the wals of the 12 prettiest Girls you know....
If you get back 5 you're beautiful.. .
AresSab3r the Moon Princess Nov 7, 2016 @ 3:43am 
At the beginning of the year :P
a r a Nov 7, 2016 @ 2:58am 
When did the moon princess return from teaching? :poop:
Fenris Nov 3, 2016 @ 6:24pm 
Oh dear god no!
Sneaky Beaky Ninja Jun 5, 2016 @ 12:03am 
hi bro :)

waves Mar 12, 2016 @ 1:27am 
i want 2 be bad tho