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Maryland, United States
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To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of Garfield with a woman's body and Garfield's head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This Garfield/woman hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook. It tended to cut itself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring Garfield and I. John was killed off in a jealous fit, but I didn't touch Odie since I enjoyed his companionship and didn't mind if he watched.
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great guy and trades fast!