Certified Retard   Bishop Auckland, Durham, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
The absolute STATE of Yugoslavia concerns me greatly.
Currently Online
Favorite Game
Artwork Showcase
when you get caught by the school shooter
Screenshot Showcase
based headcrab sex
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate
yeah well 🦑
MvM Tour Count
Two Cities: 131
Gear Grinder: 52
Oil Spill: 4
Mecha Engine: 3
I'm willing to partner up with folks provided I've played with them before.

Yes, hello there.
Now bugger off.

Welcome to my profile!
My name is NICK THE THIRD, if you haven't guessed already. 😊
Currently, I am 18 years of age and studying Networks and Cyber Security BSc at university.

Valuable Items I've Earned
Two Cities:
Wrench (Tour 1)
Black Box (Tour 64)
Knife (Tour 68)
Grenade Launcher (Tour 103)

Gear Grinder:
Grenade Launcher (Tour 21)
Ambassador (Tour 34)
SMG (Tour 38)

Amaranthine Bear Necessities
Strange Hot Well Worn Carpet Bomber Stickybomb Launcher
Ancient Codex Head Full Of Hot Air
Strange Galactic Gateway Hephaistos Handcraft
Cool Field Tested Woodsy widowmaker SMG
Cool Field Tested Woodsy widowmaker SMG (Yes, another.)
Isotope Field-Tested Forest Fire Flamethrower
Disco Beat Down Tank Top
Burning Flames Airdog
Ancient Eldritch Smokey Sombrero
Vivid Plasma Brain Warming Wear
Cloud 9 Brown Bomber
Overclocked Old Guadalajara
Scorching Flames Brain Warming Wear
Orbiting Planets Brass Bucket
Steaming Valley Forge
Strange Menacing Miasma Wing Mann
Ethereal Essence El Mostacho
Cool Field-Tested Horror Holiday War Paint
Hot Turbine Torcher (Minimal Wear)
Wicked Wood Brain Warming Wear
Mystical Medley Elf Esteem
Mystical Medley Elf Esteem (Yes, another.)
Vicious Vortex Brain Warming Wear
Abyssal Aura Brain Warming Wear
Fifth Dimension Brain Warming Wear
Verdant Vortex Head Prize
Verdant Vortex Elf Esteem
Verdant Vortex Brain-Warming Wear
Mystical Medley Brain-Warming Wear
Menacing Miasma Elf Esteem
Ghastly Grove Brain-Warming Wear
Strange Abyssal Aura Berlin Brain Bowl
Smoking Galvanized Gibus
Orbiting Planets Tipped Lid
Miami Nights Toy Soldier
Menacing Miasma Airdog
Green Confetti Bomber Knight
Massed Flies Wide-Brimmed Bandito
Ghastly Grove Convict Cap
Smoking Noble Amassment Of Hats
Searing Plasma Well Rounded Rifleman
This list does NOT include unusuals I unboxed during summer 2019 which allowed for a 100% chance at an unusual, these are all legitimately unboxed hats.

Primary PC Specs

CPU: Intel Core i7-8086K Hex Core CPU (4 GHz)
CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-D15
Motherboard: Asrock Z370 Fatality Gaming K6 ATX
RAM: 16GB 2666 MHz Adata XPG (Black)
Graphics Card: AMD RX Vega Frontier Edition (16GB, Liquid Cooled)
Case: Sharkoon M25-W ATX Case
Power Supply: Be Quiet! Straight Power 10 700W 80+ Gold
Keyboard: EasySMX Mechanical Keyboard with Outemu Blue Switches
Mouse: Logitech G402
Controller: PowerA White Camo Controller
Monitor: Acer Monitor XF270HA (1080p, 240Hz With Freesync)
Mousepad: Razer Firefly Mousepad
Operating System: Windows 10 Home 64 Bit
SSD: 250GB WD Black NVMe SSD
Hard Drive: 4TB WD Purple
VR Headset: Valve Index

Secondary PC Specs

CPU: Intel Core i5-6500 Quad Core CPU (3.2 GHz)
CPU Cooler: Intel Stock Cooler
Motherboard: Asus H110M-K Micro ATX Motherboard
RAM: 16GB 2400 MHz Hyper X Fury
Graphics Card: XFX R9 290
Case: Aerocool Cyclops Advance (Red)
DVD Drive(s): x2 Samsung SuperWrite Waster SATA DVD Drives
Power Supply: Be Quiet! System Power 8 500W PSU
Keyboard: Rii Mechanical Feeling Keyboard
Mouse: Corsair Harpoon
Controller: Xbox One Liquid Metal (PowerA)
Monitor:1080p Acer Monitor/Dell CRT at 1280x1024 (I switch between them)
Mousepad: Generic Wilkinson Mousepad
Operating System: Windows 10 Pro (64-bit)
Hard Drive: 2TB Seagate HDD

Tertiary PC Specs

CPU: Intel Core i5-2400 Quad Core CPU (3.1 GHz)
CPU Cooler: Intel Stock Cooler
Motherboard: Asrock H61M-VS
RAM: 16GB 1333MHz MHz SpekTek
Graphics Card: MSI Hawk GTX 460
Case: Bitfenix Neos White/Red
Operating System: Windows 8.1 (64-bit)
SSD: 120GB Samsung 840
Hard Drive: 1TB HGST HDD 2.5"

Other accounts
PSN: shipper321
Xbox Live (Xbox 360): shipper123
Xbox Live (Xbox One/Windows 10): IGetHighOnFarts
Origin: shipper123
Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-7789-3923-8573
Nintendo Network (Wii U + 3DS): shipper123 : shipper123#2607
Discord: Thomas Callaghan#6969

Favourite Games (In no particular order)
Pokemon Pearl (Or any Sinnoh Gen 4 game for that matter) (Plz Game Freak make a D/P/Pt remake)

Spongebob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom

Team Fortress 2 (By far my favourite PC title.)

Super Paper Mario

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (I do like some of the others, but this is the most enjoyable one imo)


Emily Is Away 1/2


1. Don't randomly add me. Although I usually end up adding other people anyway, so this isn't particularly relevant.

2. I frequently switch from playing games, to doing coursework and playing games on other platforms. I'll also browse the web. What I'm trying to say is, don't get annoyed if I don't read your message on steam and I end up replying a few hours later.

3. Don't invite me to Steam Groups. I'm in plenty already, and most of them are inactive anyways.

4. You can ask general questions, provided it's not my address or something.

5. If I'm watching a video or a TV show, I'll tell you. Don't persist and send loads of messages.

6. If you change your name a lot, don't expect me to know who you were originally. If I do, I'll place a tag next to your name. If I don't, you'll more than likely be removed.

7. Scammers or fishy profiles won't even be added. It'll be an insta-block.

8. I don't trade much, If you've added me to sell something, I'll remove you. Persist, and it'll be a block.

Good friends
Without Steam, I would have never met some of these people. The abilty to instantly talk to someone you don't know is a pretty amazing thing. (Some of these may be IRL friends, in which case, I'll mention this.)

SealShpeeDaSweggy - A little edgy boy, but he likes memes, so he's good in my book, I guess.

Guvy - He likes Jojo. I have no idea what it's about, but yeah. He's a cool guy as well.

Ill Ray (The Impaler) - IRL Friend. Known him since secondary school, and he built my main PC as well. He also got me into PC Hardware, so that's cool.

Jason1504 - Rather calm, and a pretty good Demoknight player. A hero we didn't need or want, but he's here to stay anyway.

Rügenwalder Prinz - A German guy, who can be a bit crazy at times, but he's German, so who cares.

Untitled_0110 - Another IRL friend, that used to make Skyrim mods, but now he spouts memes and spe

Recent Activity

11.6 hrs on record
last played on Mar 31
67 hrs on record
last played on Mar 31
52 hrs on record
last played on Mar 30
yggewSaDeephSlaeS 7 hours ago 
I Kill For Free 18 hours ago 
added !
Crummy's Burgers Mar 30 @ 4:32pm 
added about your bomber knight
Krazyclass Mar 26 @ 2:26am 
yggewSaDeephSlaeS Mar 22 @ 3:50pm 
yeah well 🦑
Kalix Dragon소듇ㄴㅅ Mar 22 @ 1:00pm 
toss salad