Angry May 25 @ 4:28am 
Hey. Hope you're doing well.
Gold Titanium Sulfur Carbon May 24 @ 8:25am 
old friend saying hi again
colda May 18 @ 9:21pm 
Greetings pineapple, one day you are going to be frolicking outside and will trip upon a wire and plummet onto an open, cackling electrical grid. Whilst falling, your life will flash through your very eyes, you will contemplate upon why you never apologised for being responsible for the suicides of two children, why you never felt the caress of a woman and lastly, the reasons on why you were disowned by your family. Upon reaching such an epiphany, you will make contact with the power grid, being summarily electrocuted. This will either result in your demise, or will irrevocably alter your psychology, to such an extent that you will polymorph into an ordinary, heterosexual man, one who doesn't bear an aversion to the outside world and who is destined to seek a higher education. I earnestly and eagerly look forward to this day.
dato May 12 @ 4:24pm 
U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur ♥♥♥♥♥ real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? you ever crab walk on da ♥♥♥♥? U got yeast in there? ever drink goat blood? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha ♥♥♥♥? U hairy?
levy May 2 @ 1:49pm 
*farts on user when he licks your chest*
Usernam simulator Mar 29 @ 1:02pm 
*licks chest*