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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:36am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 5:24am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 5:28am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 7:37am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 7:43am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:18am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:42am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 11:50am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:44am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:26am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:35am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:50am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:59am

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:52am

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 5:26am

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 5:34am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 5:40am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 7:17am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 7:53am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 7:47am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:02am

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:05am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:02am

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:52am

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:55am

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 1:15pm