McSweeny
High Pressure Dave
 
 
You know who I am? I play for the fu󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡c󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡king champions.







NOT YOUR AVERAGE COWBOY
Wenn Du fährst wie ein Blitz, wird es Dich erwischen wie ein Donnerschlag
After looking at our situation and trying to figure out our options. I can confirm that there is indeed nothing we can do.






Please add more languages lol 界
My name jeff
اسمي جيف
Mon nom is jeff/Je m'apelle jeff
Minun nimeni on Jeff
Με λενε τζεφ
Minun nimeni
私の名前はジェフ
Jeg heter Jeff
Mano vardas yra Džefas
Jag heter Jeff
我的名字叫做Jeff
My naam jeff
My name's Jeff
Watashi no namae jeff
Wǒ de míngzì shì jié fū
Emri im jeff
igama lam uJeff
Mitt namn jeff
Миний нэр Жефф
Minii ner Jyeff
Meu nome jeff
Jeff nomen meum
Il mio nome jeff
moje ime jeff
m 'ainm Jeff
nire izena Jeff
Benim Adım Jeff
Mijn naam jeff
napishi moeto ime e jeff ve pedal
maiakti shi eba
mi nombre es jeff
Me llamo jeff
Mit navn jeff
Mein Name jeff
pongwIj'e' jeff
Namaku adalah Jef
maiakti shi eba
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You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?
🦂 ✝️ 🐸

One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

🦂 "Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

🐸"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

🦂"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

🐸Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

🦂"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

🐸"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

🦂"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

🐸"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

🦂"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion... 🦂✝️🐸

TLDR:

🐸🦂
A scorpion needed to cross a stream, he asked a frog to take him across on his back.

The frog said, “How do I know you won’t sting me?”


The scorpion promised that he wouldn’t do such a thing.

So, the frog agreed to carry him across the stream.

Halfway across, the frog felt a burning pain in his back, the scorpion had stung him.

As the frog succumbs to the poison, he and the scorpion began to sink.

The frog cried out, “Why did you do that? Now, we will both perish.”

The scorpion said, “I did it because it’s my nature.”


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===[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☑ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls


===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☑ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing
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Rain ♡ 3 hours ago 
Quackie: You should go to prison for having Child p on your PC, Well i found some files on your PC and you got saved some CP videos of 3 year old girls, you gonne get a report from the police and interpol
ワイルズの体験版、結果は安定の60fpsか…ふむ、これはなかなかに苦しいのう…( ˘•ω•˘ )💭

ついでに、最近気づいたことがあるんじゃが…わらわ、キーボードとマウスを二日も使えば、すぐにベタベタしてくるのじゃよ。(´・ω・`)💦 手で触ると手までベタついて、ゲーム機やiPadに触れんのじゃ…毎回手を洗わねばならんし、外して水洗いしても、二日でまたベタベタに戻るという始末…。これ、わらわの手汗が異常に多いということなのかの…?( ;∀;)💧

ま、そなたは楽しい週末を過ごすがよいぞ。(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✨
-ˏˋ kazahanao ˎˊ- 💗 Feb 7 @ 5:55am 
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⡿⠋⣡⣴⣾⣿⠟⣷⡄⢹⣿⣿⡿⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠁⣾⣿⣿⣿⠏⢠⡏⢳  ⣿⣿⠁⡾⢩⣿⡿⣿⠇⢰⡿⢋⣭⣍⢻
⣄⠛⠿⠛⢁⠐⡿⠟⠘  ⠛⠃⠘⠃⠿⣿⢃⡟⢠⣯⣴⣾⣿⣿⣤
⣿⣿⣿⡷  ⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⡘⢠⣿⣤⣤⣤⡤⣤⣤
⣿⣿⠏⣠⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣆⠙⣿⣿⣿⣷⣴⣿
⣿⡏⢰⣿⣿⠐⠂  ⣿⣟⠛⢛⣿⡃⠂  ⢹⣿⡆⠘⣉⠭⠙⣷⣿
⣿⣧⠈⢿⣭⣶⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣷⣦⣴⣯⠏⡴⢋⡵⠋⠴⣿⣿
⢋⠻⣷⣤⣉⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⣉⢩⣍⠩⠆⣀⠲⠶⠶⠶⠄⢹
⠸⡇⠹⢑⢻⡿  ⢿⣦  ⡆⣿⡇⠿⠎⢡⣤  ⣌⠃⣳⣶⣶⣶⣿
𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅💗
https://youtu.be/Sh_lcL-_qtg?si=tts5sKkjTjWAjfzI
🌹 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒂 💞 Feb 6 @ 10:50am 
:radiantheart: 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒌, 𝒊𝒏 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒂'𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒌..
𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔..
𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒏..
𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔.. :radiantheart:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3421861913 :radiantheart:
🌹 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒂 💞 Feb 5 @ 4:18am 
:radiantheart: 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒆..
𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅..
𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆..
𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆.. :radiantheart:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3421311612 :vampirebite::lovebubble:
🌹 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒂 💞 Feb 5 @ 3:04am 
:radiantheart: 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒆..
𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅..
𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆..
𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆.. :radiantheart:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3421311612 :vampirebite::lovebubble: