Stoke
David
 
 
I'm some 18 year old neckbeard on the internet who regularly masturbates to stills of ScreaM getting headshots. I often change my name to Pro players for I have a lack of self confidence and a slightly below average sized penis.

I go outside twice a month to smoke the good stuff and edit sick terraria montages.

I attempted to revive competitive Hunger Games in Minecraft but to no avail.

Regular follower of PewDiePie, both on twitter and in real life.

Playing for Departed Lex in the intermediate North American division. Captain and top fragger. I like to use the AWP from time to time and hit some nasty shots and then when some kid is staring at me with a fucking glock i miss all 69 shots (LOL 69 get it). I blame the fact that the servers are only 128 and not 129.

64 Tick servers are the reason I cannot get a girlfriend and why my dog is an asshole.

Passionate about the game and never give up. Swag Yolo.
Currently Offline
Last Online 8 days ago
I am very alone but in a funny way so it's okay
my mami stopped paying for my porn subscription. please help me.

*DEAD* KrazySlayer : YOUR FUCKING SATIRE IS THE BS HERE
*DEAD* Mimzy : lol this guy is the biggest toggler
● Satire : xD
● Dr. Sack : he's dmg
● de_pressed : im watching him
● Dr. Sack : trust me im a doctor
● de_pressed : he legit just flicks

tomツ Jun 20 @ 1:32pm 
signed your ♥♥♥♥ shaft- pablo
nicholas Jun 20 @ 1:31pm 
signed ur ♥♥♥♥ - nicholas
Katie Trade Banned Jan 27 @ 2:15am 
Hey, I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio
Vice Principal Dono Jul 18, 2018 @ 4:26pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥
netherP Jun 23, 2018 @ 11:32am 
goes afk in the middle of rounds
jookie Feb 24, 2018 @ 2:46pm 
yeah i knew it. LE bot. ♥♥♥♥ing moron. You have an anger issue but 0 skill to back it up. It's absolutely insane that you think you dry rushing B like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a "good strat." Quit this game you loser. 5.3k hrs and a complete bot of an LE. Sad ♥♥♥♥.