Algae
The ORIGINAL AlgaeEater   Seattle, Washington, United States
 
 
XBOX LIVE: AlgaeEater
3DS/Switch : Ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElE_BfQ67s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v9OtinHt68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvSrCUMk54

GPU: MSI GTX970
CPU: i5 6600k
MOBO: MSI Z170a Krait Gaming
CPU COOLER: NZXT X62 KRAKEN
KEYBOARD: Corsair k70 RBG LUX
MOUSE: STEELSERIES Rival 300

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H34QpoJsmrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp-giY_ewM0

Before I played:
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`ノ )  Lノ
After I played:
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/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡)

Favs

Pokemon
Splatoon
CSGO
SMASH BROS
QUAKE 3
Overwatch
Legend of Dragoon
Castlevania SOTN
Half-Life
Halo
Currently Online
Story of Gaben & HALF LIFE 3 - by Algae
The Story of HALF LIFE 3!
CHAPTER 1

MEANWHILE AT VALVE! Gabe watches the CSGO forums with a malicious smirk across his well groomed face...

"ALAS Steve my finest employee, look at all the 'filthy' peasents on the CSGO forums as they linger for the new update to arrive! The animals they are..." Gabe mutters whilst sitting upon his throne; wine glass perched in his hand; legs crossed everso elegantly.

"I was thinking the same thing m'lord. I do believe they call themselves, how you say, 'Nerds'?, Replied Steve as he plops grape after grape into Gabens plump chops.

"You know Sir Steve, we do have the next game update ready.. but let's stall a while and let them suffer. After all- whats the hurry? While we're at it lets delay Half-Life 3 again."

Steve says with glee, "Oooh how exciting, Lord Gaben! Since those filthy animals are being so impatient, let's just let them stew a bit longer."

Gabe plops his stout figure upon the back of his spineless servent, whilst grasping at the collar of his tunic as if it was the reigns of a stallion. "Calm yourself my royal steed! In due time.. in due time."
Steve proceeds to carry his lord with glee.

Gabe and Steve both enjoy a 'Dr.Evil-esq' laugh while the Valve company janitor, Mike, overlooks in the background, curious as to whats so funny. Mike wants to join in on all the laughter with Gabe and Steve, but having never finished highschool, he feels intimidated by their righteous degrees hanging on the wall.
Mike returns to the dwelling of his janitorial closet, to sit in the darkness of his self-loathing abyss.
"Will I ever be a success? One day, I will be Lord Gaben's new Stallion, and he shall ride me into the sunset. One day..."


CHAPTER 2

Gabe returns home and make love to his wife, Lisa; seemingly turned on by the rage of Gaben's loyal fans who are enticed by the delays of the CSGO update and Half-Life 3.
Lisa moans, "Oh Gabe. Delaying Half-Life 3 and the CSGO updates are such a turn on for me. You're so powerful and controlling. Your fans are forever at your will. TAKE ME!"

Thinking it's just a way to achieve longer development time, Steve will forever remain unknowing to the legitimate reason as to why Gabe continues to delay Half-Life 3. However, Mike the VALVE Company Janitor once again peers from the darkness of his janitorial closet, catching onto Gabe's plans. "GASP... it's a scheme to get pusspuss. The rage of Gaben's fans, entices his wife. There is no development time. I MUST TELL TELL THE OTHERS, I Shall expose the corrupt Lord.

To be continued....




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My Main Games:
HALO Series
POKEMON
CSGO
Elch Eriksson Jun 29 @ 1:13pm 
hey, can you add me? I want to trade
emsee May 31 @ 8:52pm 
Oh, do take a break! Take it easy for a little while.
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