Hey! I hope you have a great Easter!

I’ll see you on payload very soon

i am here my friend

G.O.A.T.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gi_U2zDYM8

Eeeeeyan! Y u no luff meh anymore?

added for soldier mentoring

Thankful to meet and play with one of the greats Live life fragging

ACE the helpful place

id buy ur knife

=O

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Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
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'You don't think you've had enough, do you?' he said.
I KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
'Everyone says that, though.
I KNOW WHEN EVERYONE'S HAD ENOUGH.
(Moving Pictures)
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[Peter and his friends have formed a rock band and are performing at a prison]
Peter: [shouting into microphone] Hello, Cleveland!
Cleveland: Hello, Peter.
Quagmire: [clapping drum sticks together] One, two, three, *four*!
Peter: [small amount of time passes] Oh, my God. We don't know any songs. [prisoners get mad]
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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.

hope you are well, i will always appreciate the pipe you gave me and my team

hope you are well, i will always appreciate the help you gave me and my team

nice medals

be gone T.H.O.T!!!!

cuz u a thot and im hella smex

i just cant believe u wud ♥♥♥♥ jamal over me..wtf

i bbeen in the hills ♥♥♥♥♥♥ superstars feelin like a pop star

I be ridin' 'round town in the coupe
Got the drop top hangin' like I'm Snoop, hey
You be frontin' like you want it, you can get it
Got my young boys hangin' off the roof, hey
Like Desiigner, he lean drippin', he mean drippin'
Makin' loads of money, what it do, huh?
Don't watch my moves, can't watch my shoes
Can't clock my moves or watch my juice
I be ridin' 'round the town in the coupe
Got the drop top hangin' like I'm Snoop, hey
You be frontin' like you want it, you can get it
Got my young boys hangin' off the roof, hey
Like Desiigner, he's mean drippin', he lean trippin'
Making grips of money, what it do, huh?
Don't watch my moves, can't clock my moves
I got my juice, don't watch my juice
I be ridin' 'round the town in the coupe
Everybody here think that I'm Snoop, hey
Smokin' weed, sell Wiz like Khalifa
And them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what I'ma do, hey
Like Desiigner, he mean drippin', he lean trippin'
Makin' loads of money, what it do? Hey
Hey, Got gold, my moves, everybody know I'm...

hi

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Qu'est-ce que tu as pu dire à propos de moi, petite chienne? Je vous ferai savoir que je suis diplômé de ma classe dans Navy Seals, et j'ai participé à de nombreux raid secrets sur Al-Quaeda et j'ai plus de 300 tueries confirmées. Je suis formé à la guerre des gorilles et je suis le plus grand tireur d'élite dans l'ensemble des forces armées américaines. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi, mais simplement une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyer avec précision, comme on l'a jamais vu auparavant sur cette Terre, marque mes putains de mots. Vous pensez que vous pouvez vous arrêter de me dire cette merde sur Internet? Pensez encore, baiser. Au fur et à mesure que nous parlons, je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les États-Unis et que votre adresse IP se déroule maintenant pour mieux préparer la tempête, la mouche.

L'orage qui efface la petite chose pathétique que vous appelez votre vie. Vous êtes putain, mon enfant. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept cents manières, et c'est juste de mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis formé à des combats non armés, mais j'ai accès à l'arsenal entier du Corps de marine des États-Unis et je l'utiliserai dans toute sa mesure pour effacer votre âme misérable sur le continent, merci. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir quelle récompense impie, votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de vous faire tomber, peut-être que vous auriez retenu votre putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne l'avez pas fait, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous êtes un idiot. Je vais vous fureur sur vous et vous vous noyerez. Vous êtes putain mort, kiddo.

ur wifey say im lookin like a whole snack....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NboxYAKODk&feature=youtu.be

gl on ur lawsuit for plagierzing that quote

"always always always kill the medic." - Sun Tzu, Writer of Art of War

Did you know you look like a Jonas brother https://68.media.tumblr.com/040ad7661365ac31144d18503fd4df40/tumblr_oqslzkualb1sjjo2eo1_400.jpg

wtf?

Dad,who is acesgamer?" "That was a long time ago son,when karl's chat was not the source of cancer and autism,karl had a best friend named acesgamer,I would've shed tears of joy when I saw karl and acesgamer play together,but then,the all american swimming nation attacked,flaming acesgamer untill one day he couldn't take it anymore and stopped playing with karl,I would give anything just to see them play together just one more time like they used to FeelsBadMan

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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

pumpin yo ♥♥♥♥♥, she a thot thot

rAin drOp, drOp tOp!!

http://i.imgur.com/0YboZW0.gif

yo when is ur new prank video coming out?

i need to find a girl that looks at me, like the way ace looks at his youtube views

i need to find a girl that looks at me, like the way how ace looks at hats in tf2

another roast is, "why u letting ur brother consuela smash yo gf"

ur steam profile roast session:
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why ur name sound like GAY-egis
why u got a scrawny art school hipster lookin ass ♥♥♥♥♥ as ur profile pic
ol starbucks barista lookin ass boy
why this ♥♥♥♥♥ have a tattoo of a quarter on his chest
why ur profile background look like a dirty bathroom mirror, with them blotches n ♥♥♥♥

im out

reminder: http://i.imgur.com/t768BhA.jpg

Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes infront of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar

wut happened to this ♥♥♥♥♥?

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about acesgamer... u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

caught dabbn

make this your avatar http://i.imgur.com/qW3un3z.png

who is this

Every day, I open aegis's stream and sit down with a 100 pack of capri suns. I wait until the stream starts, and then it begins. I open the box and force myself to drink the capri suns. I have stage V diabetes and will die soon, but I know it is what aegis likes. I feel at peace knowing that it is what aegis would have wanted. Please no capri sunerino.