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gb Mar 23 @ 12:06am 
Thankful to meet and play with one of the greats :buddy_boulder: Live life fragging
dK Karl May 5, 2020 @ 8:15pm 
ACE the helpful place
yahyeet May 17, 2019 @ 12:23pm 
id buy ur knife
yahyeet May 12, 2019 @ 10:17am 
yahyeet May 2, 2019 @ 7:33am 
suttles Jul 18, 2018 @ 12:34pm 
Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
'You don't think you've had enough, do you?' he said.
'Everyone says that, though.
(Moving Pictures)
[Peter and his friends have formed a rock band and are performing at a prison]
Peter: [shouting into microphone] Hello, Cleveland!
Cleveland: Hello, Peter.
Quagmire: [clapping drum sticks together] One, two, three, *four*!
Peter: [small amount of time passes] Oh, my God. We don't know any songs. [prisoners get mad]

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.
yahyeet Jul 18, 2018 @ 12:20pm 
hope you are well, i will always appreciate the pipe you gave me and my team
News.Netso Feb 11, 2018 @ 6:06pm 
hope you are well, i will always appreciate the help you gave me and my team
dK Karl Jan 23, 2018 @ 5:01pm 
nice medals
yahyeet Nov 10, 2017 @ 1:01pm 
be gone T.H.O.T!!!!
yahyeet Nov 6, 2017 @ 2:59pm 
cuz u a thot and im hella smex
nukkye Nov 6, 2017 @ 1:08pm 
i just cant believe u wud ♥♥♥♥ jamal over me..wtf
yahyeet Oct 31, 2017 @ 10:11am 
i bbeen in the hills ♥♥♥♥♥♥ superstars feelin like a pop star
W H OMEGALUL Oct 20, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
I be ridin' 'round town in the coupe
Got the drop top hangin' like I'm Snoop, hey
You be frontin' like you want it, you can get it
Got my young boys hangin' off the roof, hey
Like Desiigner, he lean drippin', he mean drippin'
Makin' loads of money, what it do, huh?
Don't watch my moves, can't watch my shoes
Can't clock my moves or watch my juice
I be ridin' 'round the town in the coupe
Got the drop top hangin' like I'm Snoop, hey
You be frontin' like you want it, you can get it
Got my young boys hangin' off the roof, hey
Like Desiigner, he's mean drippin', he lean trippin'
Making grips of money, what it do, huh?
Don't watch my moves, can't clock my moves
I got my juice, don't watch my juice
I be ridin' 'round the town in the coupe
Everybody here think that I'm Snoop, hey
Smokin' weed, sell Wiz like Khalifa
And them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what I'ma do, hey
Like Desiigner, he mean drippin', he lean trippin'
Makin' loads of money, what it do? Hey
Hey, Got gold, my moves, everybody know I'm...
deranking king Oct 17, 2017 @ 2:56pm 
suttles Oct 17, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
metawe Oct 4, 2017 @ 1:02am 
Qu'est-ce que tu as pu dire à propos de moi, petite chienne? Je vous ferai savoir que je suis diplômé de ma classe dans Navy Seals, et j'ai participé à de nombreux raid secrets sur Al-Quaeda et j'ai plus de 300 tueries confirmées. Je suis formé à la guerre des gorilles et je suis le plus grand tireur d'élite dans l'ensemble des forces armées américaines. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi, mais simplement une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyer avec précision, comme on l'a jamais vu auparavant sur cette Terre, marque mes putains de mots. Vous pensez que vous pouvez vous arrêter de me dire cette merde sur Internet? Pensez encore, baiser. Au fur et à mesure que nous parlons, je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les États-Unis et que votre adresse IP se déroule maintenant pour mieux préparer la tempête, la mouche.
metawe Oct 4, 2017 @ 1:02am 
L'orage qui efface la petite chose pathétique que vous appelez votre vie. Vous êtes putain, mon enfant. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept cents manières, et c'est juste de mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis formé à des combats non armés, mais j'ai accès à l'arsenal entier du Corps de marine des États-Unis et je l'utiliserai dans toute sa mesure pour effacer votre âme misérable sur le continent, merci. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir quelle récompense impie, votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de vous faire tomber, peut-être que vous auriez retenu votre putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne l'avez pas fait, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous êtes un idiot. Je vais vous fureur sur vous et vous vous noyerez. Vous êtes putain mort, kiddo.
W H OMEGALUL Oct 3, 2017 @ 11:49am 
ur wifey say im lookin like a whole snack....
yahyeet Aug 21, 2017 @ 7:39pm 
gl on ur lawsuit for plagierzing that quote
yahyeet Aug 6, 2017 @ 12:48pm 
"always always always kill the medic." - Sun Tzu, Writer of Art of War
autumn May 31, 2017 @ 11:17pm 
dK Karl May 21, 2017 @ 1:36pm 
Paals May 21, 2017 @ 11:50am 
Dad,who is acesgamer?" "That was a long time ago son,when karl's chat was not the source of cancer and autism,karl had a best friend named acesgamer,I would've shed tears of joy when I saw karl and acesgamer play together,but then,the all american swimming nation attacked,flaming acesgamer untill one day he couldn't take it anymore and stopped playing with karl,I would give anything just to see them play together just one more time like they used to FeelsBadMan
Anal Spray May 6, 2017 @ 10:58pm 


suttles May 4, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
dK Karl Apr 12, 2017 @ 2:50pm 
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.
yahyeet Mar 18, 2017 @ 11:24pm 
pumpin yo ♥♥♥♥♥, she a thot thot
W H OMEGALUL Mar 18, 2017 @ 11:01pm 
rAin drOp, drOp tOp!!
metawe Mar 1, 2017 @ 6:53am 
6:51 - CMACDADDY: me and my brother are planning a trip to japan just for a week or two later this year
6:52 - CMACDADDY: im going to find my waifu!!!!
6:52 - CMACDADDY: no black people allowed!!!!!!!
metawe Feb 26, 2017 @ 12:36pm 
yahyeet Feb 20, 2017 @ 10:44pm 
yo when is ur new prank video coming out?
suttles Feb 5, 2017 @ 5:29pm 
i need to find a girl that looks at me, like the way ace looks at his youtube views
yahyeet Feb 2, 2017 @ 2:30pm 
i need to find a girl that looks at me, like the way how ace looks at hats in tf2
JJ Dec 31, 2016 @ 2:53pm 
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_

72 Virgins will come to you, but only if you repost this to 5 other friends
yahyeet Oct 15, 2016 @ 6:26pm 
another roast is, "why u letting ur brother consuela smash yo gf"
W H OMEGALUL Oct 15, 2016 @ 6:25pm 
ur steam profile roast session:
why ur name sound like GAY-egis
why u got a scrawny art school hipster lookin ass ♥♥♥♥♥ as ur profile pic
ol starbucks barista lookin ass boy
why this ♥♥♥♥♥ have a tattoo of a quarter on his chest
why ur profile background look like a dirty bathroom mirror, with them blotches n ♥♥♥♥

im out
metawe Oct 3, 2016 @ 9:48pm 
yahyeet Sep 28, 2016 @ 8:12pm 
Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes infront of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar
W H OMEGALUL Sep 23, 2016 @ 4:41pm 
wut happened to this ♥♥♥♥♥?
yahyeet Sep 4, 2016 @ 5:42pm 
i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about acesgamer... u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
yahyeet Aug 13, 2016 @ 6:13pm 
caught dabbn
metawe Aug 1, 2016 @ 4:57pm 
make this your avatar http://i.imgur.com/qW3un3z.png
autumn Jul 24, 2016 @ 5:44am 
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_



Paals May 15, 2016 @ 7:52pm 
What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain
metawe Apr 26, 2016 @ 8:38pm 
I sexually Identify as a sexual identity. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being sexual and hot Tumblrinas sucking me. People say to me that a person being a opinion is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, hipsterness and Tumblr on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “sexy” and respect my right to be overused and triggering. If you can’t accept me you’re a opiniophobe and need to check your brain privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
Fahrenheit Mar 10, 2016 @ 1:33pm 
who is this
dK Karl Mar 6, 2016 @ 2:40pm 
Every day, I open aegis's stream and sit down with a 100 pack of capri suns. I wait until the stream starts, and then it begins. I open the box and force myself to drink the capri suns. I have stage V diabetes and will die soon, but I know it is what aegis likes. I feel at peace knowing that it is what aegis would have wanted. Please no capri sunerino.
Zencyclopedia Feb 26, 2016 @ 8:20pm 
+rep for the best forearms on the streaming scene