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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:15pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:03pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:28pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:27pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 12:11am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:15pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:44pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 11:48am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 8:39pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 9:11am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:22am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 11:46pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 3:36pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 1:21pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:53pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:38pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:44pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:57pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:56pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:17pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 7:00pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:19pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:46pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:19pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 9:51pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 12:03pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:56pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 12:14am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 12:37am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 9:31pm

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 7:52pm

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:34am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 9:39am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:50pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:36am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:21am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:41am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:00pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:07am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.