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Kazanma Tarihi 4 Haz 2017 @ 19:43

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Haz 2017 @ 19:52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Nis 2018 @ 4:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 13:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 2:29

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 13:14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 1:15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 2:18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 3:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 11:00

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Kazanma Tarihi 18 Nis 2018 @ 13:15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Nis 2018 @ 4:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 2:04

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Nis 2018 @ 3:43

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 4:13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 2:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub 2016 @ 16:27

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 2:25

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 4:25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Nis 2018 @ 4:36

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Kazanma Tarihi 18 Nis 2018 @ 13:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 6:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Nis 2018 @ 4:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 1:32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 3:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 6:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 3:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Oca 2016 @ 14:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 2:31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Haz 2017 @ 20:09

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Nis 2018 @ 5:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 4:43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub 2016 @ 16:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 1:56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 4:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kazanma Tarihi 18 Nis 2018 @ 13:20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Kazanma Tarihi 18 Nis 2018 @ 13:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Kazanma Tarihi 21 Nis 2018 @ 13:23

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 13:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 13:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Nis 2018 @ 2:15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 11:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Kazanma Tarihi 24 Nis @ 20:10

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Kazanma Tarihi 24 Nis @ 20:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Kazanma Tarihi 24 Nis @ 19:51

Ape Rape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Nis 2018 @ 4:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
10 / 5,000

Reddit's Famous Double Dong

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 30
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