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Upplåst 4 jun, 2017 @ 19:43

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 4 jun, 2017 @ 19:52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 14 apr, 2018 @ 4:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 13:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 2:29

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 13:14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 1:15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 2:18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 3:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 11:00

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Upplåst 18 apr, 2018 @ 13:15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 19 apr, 2018 @ 4:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 2:04

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 19 apr, 2018 @ 3:43

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 4:13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 2:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 5 feb, 2016 @ 16:27

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 2:25

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 4:25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 19 apr, 2018 @ 4:36

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 18 apr, 2018 @ 13:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 6:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Upplåst 14 apr, 2018 @ 4:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 1:32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 3:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 6:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 3:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 14:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 2:31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 4 jun, 2017 @ 20:09

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 14 apr, 2018 @ 5:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 4:43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 5 feb, 2016 @ 16:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 1:56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 4:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 18 apr, 2018 @ 13:20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Upplåst 18 apr, 2018 @ 13:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 21 apr, 2018 @ 13:23

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 13:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 13:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Upplåst 15 apr, 2018 @ 2:15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 11:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Upplåst 24 apr @ 20:10

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 24 apr @ 20:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Upplåst 24 apr @ 19:51

Ape Rape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2018 @ 4:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
10 / 5,000

Reddit's Famous Double Dong

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 30
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