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Odblokowano: 4 czerwca 2017 o 19:43

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 4 czerwca 2017 o 19:52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 14 kwietnia 2018 o 4:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 13:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 2:29

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 13:14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 1:15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 2:18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 3:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 11:00

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 18 kwietnia 2018 o 13:15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 19 kwietnia 2018 o 4:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 2:04

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 19 kwietnia 2018 o 3:43

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 4:13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 2:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2016 o 16:27

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 2:25

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 4:25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 19 kwietnia 2018 o 4:36

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 18 kwietnia 2018 o 13:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 6:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 14 kwietnia 2018 o 4:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 1:32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 3:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 6:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 3:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 14:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 2:31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 4 czerwca 2017 o 20:09

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 14 kwietnia 2018 o 5:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 4:43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2016 o 16:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 1:56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 4:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 18 kwietnia 2018 o 13:20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 18 kwietnia 2018 o 13:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odblokowano: 21 kwietnia 2018 o 13:23

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 13:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 13:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 15 kwietnia 2018 o 2:15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 11:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia o 20:10

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia o 20:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia o 19:51

Ape Rape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odblokowano: 16 kwietnia 2018 o 4:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
10 / 5,000

Reddit's Famous Double Dong

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 30
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