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Alcançada em 4/jun/2017 às 19:43

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Alcançada em 4/jun/2017 às 19:52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Alcançada em 14/abr/2018 às 4:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 13:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 2:29

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 13:14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 1:15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 2:18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 3:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 11:00

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Alcançada em 18/abr/2018 às 13:15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Alcançada em 19/abr/2018 às 4:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 2:04

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Alcançada em 19/abr/2018 às 3:43

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 4:13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 2:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Alcançada em 5/fev/2016 às 16:27

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 2:25

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 4:25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Alcançada em 19/abr/2018 às 4:36

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Alcançada em 18/abr/2018 às 13:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 6:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Alcançada em 14/abr/2018 às 4:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 1:32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 3:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 6:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 3:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Alcançada em 2/jan/2016 às 14:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 2:31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Alcançada em 4/jun/2017 às 20:09

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Alcançada em 14/abr/2018 às 5:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 4:43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Alcançada em 5/fev/2016 às 16:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 1:56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 4:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Alcançada em 18/abr/2018 às 13:20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Alcançada em 18/abr/2018 às 13:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Alcançada em 21/abr/2018 às 13:23

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 13:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 13:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Alcançada em 15/abr/2018 às 2:15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 11:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Alcançada em 24 de abr às 20:10

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Alcançada em 24 de abr às 20:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Alcançada em 24 de abr às 19:51

Ape Rape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Alcançada em 16/abr/2018 às 4:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
10 / 5,000

Reddit's Famous Double Dong

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 30
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