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"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
♥ 🎽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐛
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS:
Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to
tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
these words were spoken.
♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👽