Arma 2...

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*You get into Mr. Bean's mini*

Mr. Bean's Mini - on road 110 KPH
Mr. Bean's Mini - off road 10 KPH

F#^@ THIS!

*GETS OUT AND RUNS INSTEAD*

*Sniped - DEAD*

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*Gets in Mr. Bean's mini*

Offroad up hill - 3 KPH

*Bumps tree*

*Car explodes*

*Dead*

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*See Mr. Bean's min coming right at you*

*Sprints to get off road*

*Gets hit - break both legs*

*Mr. Bean drives off.... it's a hit and run...*

*Heal yourself and legs*

*Gets back up*

*Shot by RPG*

*Breaks both legs again*

*Crawls to safety*

*Mr. Bean returns and runs you back over*

*Dead*
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*Sees enemy in tank*

*Runs up behind and takes driver seat while they're in gunner*

*Have a dispute for 10 minutes*

*Enemy asks to get out*

*Let them out*

*Has RPG*

F$@^ ...

*Shoots*

*Dodge*

LIKE A BOSS

*Drives away in their tank*

MISSION MOTHERF$%#^# ACCOMPLISHED.

*Bumbs building*

*Dead*
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You will die.
You will rage.
You will like.
You will buy.

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