CorlaN
CorlaN   Targu Jiu, Gorj, Romania
 
 
1.Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3.Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
5.Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
6.Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
7.Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris
8.Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
9.When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
10.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.


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Arma 2...

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*You get into Mr. Bean's mini*

Mr. Bean's Mini - on road 110 KPH
Mr. Bean's Mini - off road 10 KPH

F#^@ THIS!

*GETS OUT AND RUNS INSTEAD*

*Sniped - DEAD*

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*Gets in Mr. Bean's mini*

Offroad up hill - 3 KPH

*Bumps tree*

*Car explodes*

*Dead*

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*See Mr. Bean's min coming right at you*

*Sprints to get off road*

*Gets hit - break both legs*

*Mr. Bean drives off.... it's a hit and run...*

*Heal yourself and legs*

*Gets back up*

*Shot by RPG*

*Breaks both legs again*

*Crawls to safety*

*Mr. Bean returns and runs you back over*

*Dead*
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*Sees enemy in tank*

*Runs up behind and takes driver seat while they're in gunner*

*Have a dispute for 10 minutes*

*Enemy asks to get out*

*Let them out*

*Has RPG*

F$@^ ...

*Shoots*

*Dodge*

LIKE A BOSS

*Drives away in their tank*

MISSION MOTHERF$%#^# ACCOMPLISHED.

*Bumbs building*

*Dead*
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You will die.
You will rage.
You will like.
You will buy.

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Gum Leaf Dec 5, 2015 @ 9:22pm 
how tf do you have a game ban? and what is a game ban? i thought it was a vac ban...
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