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Arataxe 25 mai 2021 à 6h49 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
omableStr 3 mars 2021 à 2h31 
hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why
Buzaron 29 déc. 2020 à 15h10 
add me pls
Beazerdin 24 déc. 2020 à 13h26 
add me
IzzlΞSedai✨ 28 avr. 2020 à 10h43 
hey added to maybe trade tf2 c:D
Sausagetalk 13 juin 2016 à 19h44 
Game crashes right as we're about to escape. Beautiful.
Toughsox 1 juin 2016 à 12h40 
I think I just saw a tissue company truck pulling out of your driveway.....you making a mess again?
Blue Screen of Death 16 avr. 2016 à 4h24 
Hello! We offer you our deepest condolences as your Hentaihaven Premium account has been locked due to 'Exceeding Upload Limit' as your daily video series called 'Today's Masturbation Session' has reached over 2,000 episodes. You have also used up your download limit with videos from our 'Yuri Porn' section. This is only temporary. Until further notice, you will not be able to use your Hentaihaven account.
Best regards, Hentaihaven Administration Service.
cy 14 avr. 2016 à 3h56 
LMAO I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED! ok so I was at a bank ya knoowww just grabbing my skrilla when this hunk of vanilla walks in and whips out a GUN!! he starts yelling and telling this cashier to put money into his purse, so i'm like totally frigging out, piss myself a little (because of the tension xDD) and man up, so while this guy is just standing there like a beefbrain i get up and SMACK him at the back, like david and goliath, this idiot DROPS to the floor and everybody begins to cheer, these two virigin girls walk up to me and offer me sex, lets just say theyre not vigins anymore ;), so while everybody is appraising me im like, wait, my money xD so I go up to the cashier and ask for my withdraw ($100), the cashier guy is like ok and gives me the envelope with my money, so i go home, lay the vigins and then open the envelope, the cashier gave me $200. 😂😂😂😂😂 BEST DAY EVER!!
cy 7 avr. 2016 à 19h50 
This you and sox?

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Blue Screen of Death 3 avr. 2016 à 18h15 
I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
Bluedemon 30 mars 2016 à 9h02 
That's a little deranged but who am I to judge? Fap on my friend... FAP ON...
cy 29 mars 2016 à 18h24 
wtf
Blue Screen of Death 28 mars 2016 à 22h16 
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
Blue Screen of Death 28 mars 2016 à 22h16 
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.
Blue Screen of Death 28 mars 2016 à 22h15 
Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
Bluedemon 28 mars 2016 à 17h28 
Spent all my cashed out money on midget strippers.. :( BUT it was a fun time!
Csamoki 28 mars 2016 à 16h51 
Added for your cashed out money, steamrep appeal and tf2outpost report accept plz. jk, long time no see, I hope all is good man
Blue Screen of Death 27 mars 2016 à 10h43 
yea he was fired for sexually abusing his african-american subordinates
Toughsox 27 mars 2016 à 10h09 
poke Joker "I'VE CASHED OUT AND AM NO LONGER DOING ANY ADMIN STUFF ANYWHERE. PLEASE DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ADMIN RELATED. " :cgpout:
ALFRED Interdit d'échange 27 mars 2016 à 7h48 
Hi ! BlueDemon , im from steamrep can you help me about the fake report ?
Blue Screen of Death 26 mars 2016 à 21h52 
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cy 22 mars 2016 à 10h23 
Added for anything admin related.
Bluedemon 21 mars 2016 à 18h49 
I am skeered...
Toughsox 21 mars 2016 à 14h49 
But, how do you feel about goats & peanut butter?
Blue Screen of Death 21 mars 2016 à 4h34 
To be honest, I can never love a woman.
I don't know if I'm a "misogynist" or whatever, but honestly whenever I start dating a woman, I feel an insane urge to tell her how stupid she is, to slap her across her stupid face and call her a ♥♥♥♥♥.
All women are ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm 25 years old, the women in my age bracket have been DOGGED OUT by dozens of men at this point. Even the sweetiest, nicest women are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ - one of the most wholesome, nicest, smartest girls I ever met (21 years old) has had sex with 6 guys and is now in a "monogamous" relationship (she still flirts with a bunch of random guys all the time and is super touchy with me)
I never date less than two women at a time either,they're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥, what's the point of investing money/emotions into them? You'll never find a spouse that hasn't sucked a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ and hasn't been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a bunch of losers.
Blue Screen of Death 21 mars 2016 à 4h34 
inb4 the past doesn't matter

yes. It does. I don't want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leftovers. I don't want a girl who was "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around" with some random guy before she started dating me, I don't want a girl that just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off of tinder by some random douche before she went on a date with me. But all women are like that.
I think the best thing is to realize that all women are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and none of them are worth the time. Got a "girlfriend? It's just your turn on her. ♥♥♥♥ her and keep it going, don't get attached, don't pretend you're special to her, don't pretend she hasn't moaned on some random stranger's ♥♥♥♥ and hasn't gagged on a massive penis before kissing you. Just keep yourself detached, ♥♥♥♥ em and move on.
voyage.mp3 20 mars 2016 à 6h46 
Accept my request i want to talk with you is emergency
Bluedemon 8 mars 2016 à 17h53 
This is getting deep.... But I'd like to see him in some hooker shoes!
Toughsox 8 mars 2016 à 17h47 
You put on a skirt, some thigh highs and some hooker shoes, and I'll love you for at least 10 minutes, or until Im done, whichever comes 1st.
Bluedemon 8 mars 2016 à 17h41 
uhuhuh
Blue Screen of Death 8 mars 2016 à 14h46 
Who likes me in this room?

OK, I've never done this before. Can I have a pledge, a swearing? Raise your right hand!

"I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever, will make america great again and again and again and again and again by posting this motivational message on five of my friends' profiles."

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Toughsox 7 mars 2016 à 16h43 
But but, what if I like Mexicans?
Blue Screen of Death 7 mars 2016 à 13h40 
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Blue Screen of Death 29 févr. 2016 à 12h53 
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Toughsox 29 févr. 2016 à 12h51 
LOL...... thats what playing with goats gets ya.
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La Mona Jimeneitor™ 20 janv. 2016 à 6h57 
:A:dd me!!!
Toughsox 22 déc. 2015 à 21h42 
He has not logged in in over 2 weeks as his trip to the EMERGENCY ROOM dictated that he lay in bed for upwards of a month, as any shifting of his hips may result in the detachment of his private parts which were sadly torn from his crotch due to the party involving 3 bottles of Jack Daniels and a billy goat.
PS, the goat is resting comfortable but has taken up smoking cigarettes now.
[BORG] Karbulot [TN] 12 nov. 2015 à 18h19 
Hahaha, Solaris. Nice joke. :steamhappy:
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Jet Kirby♫ 23 sept. 2014 à 15h15 
+rep! Nice and fast, thanks!
proteinshake 25 juin 2014 à 6h45 
+rep good trader :)
yousha ! 26 avr. 2014 à 18h15 
+Rep, fast and no-nonsense trader