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Sausagetalk Jun 13, 2016 @ 7:44pm 
Game crashes right as we're about to escape. Beautiful.
Toughsox Jun 1, 2016 @ 12:40pm 
I think I just saw a tissue company truck pulling out of your driveway.....you making a mess again?
Blue Screen of Death Apr 16, 2016 @ 4:24am 
Hello! We offer you our deepest condolences as your Hentaihaven Premium account has been locked due to 'Exceeding Upload Limit' as your daily video series called 'Today's Masturbation Session' has reached over 2,000 episodes. You have also used up your download limit with videos from our 'Yuri Porn' section. This is only temporary. Until further notice, you will not be able to use your Hentaihaven account.
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cy Apr 14, 2016 @ 3:56am 
LMAO I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED! ok so I was at a bank ya knoowww just grabbing my skrilla when this hunk of vanilla walks in and whips out a GUN!! he starts yelling and telling this cashier to put money into his purse, so i'm like totally frigging out,♥♥♥♥♥♥myself a little (because of the tension xDD) and man up, so while this guy is just standing there like a beefbrain i get up and SMACK him at the back, like david and goliath, this idiot DROPS to the floor and everybody begins to cheer, these two virigin girls walk up to me and offer me sex, lets just say theyre not vigins anymore ;), so while everybody is appraising me im like, wait, my money xD so I go up to the cashier and ask for my withdraw ($100), the cashier guy is like ok and gives me the envelope with my money, so i go home, lay the vigins and then open the envelope, the cashier gave me $200. 😂😂😂😂😂 BEST DAY EVER!!
cy Apr 7, 2016 @ 7:50pm 
This you and sox?

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Blue Screen of Death Apr 3, 2016 @ 6:15pm 
I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
Bluedemon Mar 30, 2016 @ 9:02am 
That's a little deranged but who am I to judge? Fap on my friend... FAP ON...
cy Mar 29, 2016 @ 6:24pm 
wtf
Blue Screen of Death Mar 28, 2016 @ 10:16pm 
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a♥♥♥♥♥♥on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
Blue Screen of Death Mar 28, 2016 @ 10:16pm 
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can♥♥♥♥♥ I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.
Blue Screen of Death Mar 28, 2016 @ 10:15pm 
Now you're finally ready to♥♥♥♥♥on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in♥♥♥♥♥and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds,♥♥♥♥♥♥throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
Bluedemon Mar 28, 2016 @ 5:28pm 
Spent all my cashed out money on midget strippers.. :( BUT it was a fun time!
Okami Mar 28, 2016 @ 4:51pm 
Added for your cashed out money, steamrep appeal and tf2outpost report accept plz. jk, long time no see, I hope all is good man
Blue Screen of Death Mar 27, 2016 @ 10:43am 
yea he was fired for sexually abusing his african-american subordinates
Toughsox Mar 27, 2016 @ 10:09am 
poke Joker "I'VE CASHED OUT AND AM NO LONGER DOING ANY ADMIN STUFF ANYWHERE. PLEASE DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ADMIN RELATED. " :cgpout:
ALFRED Trade Banned Mar 27, 2016 @ 7:48am 
Hi ! BlueDemon , im from steamrep can you help me about the fake report ?
Blue Screen of Death Mar 26, 2016 @ 9:52pm 
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cy Mar 22, 2016 @ 10:23am 
Added for anything admin related.
Bluedemon Mar 21, 2016 @ 6:49pm 
I am skeered...
Toughsox Mar 21, 2016 @ 2:49pm 
But, how do you feel about goats & peanut butter?
Blue Screen of Death Mar 21, 2016 @ 4:34am 
To be honest, I can never love a woman.
I don't know if I'm a "misogynist" or whatever, but honestly whenever I start dating a woman, I feel an insane urge to tell her how stupid she is, to slap her across her stupid face and call her a ♥♥♥♥♥.
All women are ♥♥♥♥♥s. I'm 25 years old, the women in my age bracket have been DOGGED OUT by dozens of men at this point. Even the sweetiest, nicest women are ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥s - one of the most wholesome, nicest, smartest girls I ever met (21 years old) has had sex with 6 guys and is now in a "monogamous" relationship (she still flirts with a bunch of random guys all the time and is super touchy with me)
I never date less than two women at a time either,they're all ♥♥♥♥♥s, what's the point of investing money/emotions into them? You'll never find a spouse that hasn't sucked a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ and hasn't been ♥♥♥♥ed by a bunch of losers.
Blue Screen of Death Mar 21, 2016 @ 4:34am 
inb4 the past doesn't matter

yes. It does. I don't want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥s leftovers. I don't want a girl who was "♥♥♥♥ing around" with some random guy before she started dating me, I don't want a girl that just got ♥♥♥♥ed off of tinder by some random♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥before she went on a date with me. But all women are like that.
I think the best thing is to realize that all women are ♥♥♥♥♥s and none of them are worth the time. Got a "girlfriend? It's just your turn on her. ♥♥♥♥ her and keep it going, don't get attached, don't pretend you're special to her, don't pretend she hasn't moaned on some random stranger's♥♥♥♥♥♥and hasn't gagged on a massive♥♥♥♥♥♥♥before kissing you. Just keep yourself detached, ♥♥♥♥ em and move on.
fusion.twenty-one. Mar 20, 2016 @ 6:46am 
Accept my request i want to talk with you is emergency
Bluedemon Mar 8, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
This is getting deep.... But I'd like to see him in some hooker shoes!
Toughsox Mar 8, 2016 @ 5:47pm 
You put on a skirt, some thigh highs and some hooker shoes, and I'll love you for at least 10 minutes, or until Im done, whichever comes 1st.
Bluedemon Mar 8, 2016 @ 5:41pm 
uhuhuh
Blue Screen of Death Mar 8, 2016 @ 2:46pm 
Who likes me in this room?

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Toughsox Mar 7, 2016 @ 4:43pm 
But but, what if I like Mexicans?
Blue Screen of Death Mar 7, 2016 @ 1:40pm 
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Toughsox Feb 29, 2016 @ 12:51pm 
LOL...... thats what playing with goats gets ya.
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Mr.Frijoles™ Jan 20, 2016 @ 6:57am 
:A:dd me!!!
Toughsox Dec 22, 2015 @ 9:42pm 
He has not logged in in over 2 weeks as his trip to the EMERGENCY ROOM dictated that he lay in bed for upwards of a month, as any shifting of his hips may result in the detachment of his private parts which were sadly torn from his crotch due to the party involving 3 bottles of Jack Daniels and a billy goat.
PS, the goat is resting comfortable but has taken up smoking cigarettes now.
Hahaha, Solaris. Nice joke. :steamhappy:
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Ice Jet Sep 23, 2014 @ 3:15pm 
+rep! Nice and fast, thanks!
Cat Jun 25, 2014 @ 6:45am 
+rep good trader :)
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+Rep, fast and no-nonsense trader
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i readed all you said about closed relation for outpost trade but i wanna discuss about an offer for just batterry canteens lv87 . if it's don't bother you:medicon:
Bluedemon Jan 22, 2014 @ 2:06am 
I have resigned my admin position at tf2 outpost please do not add me for anything pertaining to that site.