Oh man, I haven't talked to you in a year!

My wife poops in the shower and stomps it down the drain. Not a joke. She recently told me this and I've been living with it for weeks now. She even broke the news to me while laughing about it. "You know what a waffle stomp is?", she asked me as she laughed and laughed so hard she started crying! I feel disgusted and betrayed. I can't even look at her over breakfast anymore before I head off to work and while at work all I can do is wonder to myself, 'is she doing it right now?'. Apparently this has been going on for years! Says she uses all the scented candles she obsessively buys online to mask the smell. I work 12- 15 hour days so plenty of time to cover her ♥♥♥♥ stink. A few times we've had to snake the drain due to a clog. Now I know why. I'm not sure I can live this life anymore.

Hello, its the P0rnHub Admin, we have noticed a decline in your recent activity. Making sure all is well?

I am dm for commissions!

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "My parents marriage" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!

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