Joe
Somewhere in   Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
So for all those people in bad health; welcome
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Memorable Quotes:

11:25 PM - jdlenl: there's a password to enter the meme hospital

08:03 PM - Joe: want some advice fuck? brian up
08:03 PM - Want some advice Brian? Fuck up: wth
08:03 PM - Want some advice Brian? Fuck up: thats it im reporting u
08:03 PM - Joe: go on
08:03 PM - Joe: report me fuck
08:03 PM - Joe: see how many brians I give

07:15 PM - 8): 139.130.4.5:9083
07:15 PM - 8): wrong person srry
07:18 PM - Joe: getting ddosed too late
07:18 PM - Joe: say goodbye to your TCP handshakes
07:18 PM - 8): wth
07:18 PM - Joe: hello packets my old friend

12:20 AM - JRod: uh oh. I dun goofed and locked myself out of my VM.
12:20 AM - Joe: how'd you manage that?
12:20 AM - JRod: was throwing in the google_authenticator.so pam module for oodles of two factory goodness but I boondoggled something and now it won't go

12:36 AM - jrod: today i learned why to use rsync when flying internationally

04:35 AM - Joe: http://i.imgur.com/q9b5IVG.jpg
04:36 AM - wug life: at first
04:36 AM - wug life: i read that as "Attach obama here note: barack side down"

05:26 PM - aspen: I'm just got shampoo in my eye
05:26 PM - ^: so essentially-
05:26 PM - ^: wat
05:26 PM - aspen: Fuck
05:26 PM - ^: what d'you mean shampoo in your eye
05:26 PM - aspen: Yes sorry I'm taking a shower right now my phone is in a waterproof bag
05:26 PM - ^: are you fucking kidding me
05:26 PM - aspen: I need music god dammit

09:18 PM - JRod: apologies for the lack of reply, was in the shower. one thousand calcium's blessings upon you my child.

07:37 PM; JRod in Teamspeak "there isn't an apple laptop within arm's reach help"

07:33 PM - Paki Strike: Global Autism: just so fucking autistic
07:33 PM - Paki Strike: Global Autism: he going to sell his dogecoin for a plane ticket to bills house
07:34 PM - Paki Strike: Global Autism: will be a big fat man tho wont it

11:57 PM - jdlenl: pigmen are like tumblr
11:57 PM - jdlenl: you ignore them, they ignore you.
11:57 PM - jdlenl: you so much as fart near one, all of them come running at you swinging swords.

10:31 PM - Cecil: I have managed to obtain 4 x 8gb modules, so once I chuck that in my r710 i'll have a total for 128gb
10:31 PM - Cecil: might go chuck it in now
[server is in the shed]
10:31 PM - Cecil: yolo brb
10:31 PM - Joe: aight
10:31 PM - Cecil: i will in a few minutes
10:32 PM - Cecil: if like 5000 spider crawl on me im gonna cry

06:47 PM - Archaic: you should get some pirinase though
06:47 PM - Archaic: you just take
06:47 PM - Archaic: 2 sprays in each nose
06:47 PM - Joe: in each
06:47 PM - Joe: what
06:48 PM - Archaic: and your nose gets hench af and the hay fever goes away
06:48 PM - Joe: two nonses
06:48 PM - Archaic: nonses yes
06:48 PM - Archaic: gj

12:26 AM - Mors Quaedam: you'd have noticed it, it's a major build update
12:26 AM - Mors Quaedam: you'd have gotten the circular progress bar of uncertainty

[on purchasing a firearm]
12:43 AM - JRod: over here if you breathe and respond to external stimuli they're pretty much like "check"
12:45 AM - JRod: and pretty much yes. they do some cursory 2 sec background check, hand you a gun, god bless america, thanks for shopping
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People ask about my hardware a lot;
The fifth iteration of my workstation - always being tinkered with. Currently residing in a 4U rackmount case.

:stag: CPU: Intel Core i7 5820K overclocked to 4.6GHz [valid.x86.fr]

:stag: Motherboard: MSI X99S Gaming 7, socket LGA2011-3

:stag: Memory: 64GB (8x8GB) mixed Samsung, Hynix & Micron DDR4-2400/2133/3000
• Currently running at DDR4-2666 at 17-18-18-40 1.28v

:stag: Graphics Card: GTX 980ti 6GB Hydro Copper full-cover waterblock

:stag: Power Supply: Corsair RM1000 1000 Watt Power Supply 80+ Gold

:stag: Custom Loop: The absolute cheapest loop you could put together for maximum performance. It's all built out of used parts, and it keeps everything nice and frosty.
• EK Coolstream XE 360mm Radiator with three Delta AFC1212DE high performance server fans.
• EK Supremacy EVO LGA-2011 waterblock.
• Some cheap eBay cylindrical reservoir. It holds water.
• A cheap eBay PWM pump that does the same as the £100 EK one for £14.99. It moves water.
• 1/2" ID SAE J30 R6 20bar Tubing. It's rated to hold petrol and diesel so water should be fine.
• XSPC Barbs with jubilee pipe clamps. You'll break the fittings before you get the pipes off.

:stag: Case: ServerCase SC-416A 4U Rackmount Case modified to accept 360mm radiator. It's very cramped and I don't recommend it unless you are prepared to custom-cable nearly everything.

:stag: Storage:
• Samsung SSD 950 PRO 128GB M.2 (Windows 10 Professional x64/Programs)
• Patriot Burst 240GB (Adobe Premiere Cache)
• Toshiba P300 3TB (Games)
• Toshiba DT01ACA100 1TB (Recording)
• Stacks and stacks of other drives for backups

Peripherals

:stag: Logitech G400s Mouse
:stag: Click Clack Keyboard 4000

:stag: TrackIR 5 by Natural Point
:stag: Modded Logitech G27 Racing Wheel

:stag: A big desk.
:stag: A chair.

:stag: 3x AOC I2476VWM 1920x1080 24" IPS Panels, triple monitor arm.

:stag: TASCAM US-1641 Audio Interface
:stag: Audio Technica AT2020 Condenser Microphone
:stag: Sennheiser HD25-1 mk2 Headphones
:stag: Alesis Elevate 5 Studio Monitors

:stag: Too many servers.

Recent Activity

52 hrs on record
last played on Mar 8
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last played on Feb 28
218 hrs on record
last played on Feb 27
⭐Princess Lilly Mar 21 @ 2:31am 
"joe why would i ever have a stubble"
>"cause its hot"
"joe i am a female"
>"i know"
Bandito Oct 3, 2018 @ 10:50am 
yo hey dude i just got ur trade and i wanna say thank you you dont understand how nice that was to tell me you that i was funny and went out of your day to send me a funny♥♥♥♥♥youtube video, have a great one spread love and positivity -tylerdezy
TylerDezy Jul 23, 2018 @ 11:23pm 
yo hey dude i just got ur trade and i wanna say thank you you dont understand how nice that was to tell me you that i was funny and went out of your day to send me a funny♥♥♥♥♥youtube video, have a great one spread love and positivity -tylerdezy
⭐Princess Lilly Jul 8, 2018 @ 7:12am 
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Vonhoons Jun 10, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
Hi 4 DPI Mouse, I found your profile and I gotta say I am impressed with it. I would love to play sometime or to chat. Either way you seem like a very nice and friendly person to game with so I hope we can play together sometime. Have a wonderful day 😁
Bandito May 25, 2018 @ 7:38pm 
why for you kick my dog and tell him ♥♥♥♥