My name is Conte Von Fappinburger, an avid PAYDAY 2 and Stealth Games fan, who used to be a regular on Slender Fortress 2 before the Glubabble servers went up in smokes because of some terrible staff. My favorite Nekopara girl is Coconut.

The TF2 Lvl. 5 badge of the TF2 logo in flames and smokes represents TF2 rn.

My gender is DONACDUM. I am as old as your mom. My height is taller than your mom's order at McDonalds. I am from [REDACTED].


On Steam, I play lots and lots of games. Ranging from the stealthy goblin game, Styx: SoD, to the notorious PAYDAY 2, to the undead Plants vs. Zombies. I also talk with my friends, and update my profile from time to time.


-PAYDAY 2: One of my favorite games. The amount of customization is genuinely phenomenal. About 1/4th to 1/3rd of my hour count is on the menus alone, looking for the perfect mask and dumbest guns.

-Hotline Miami 1 & 2: Oh God, I love these two games. They are inherently brutal, and you as a player will suffer on Hard Mode if you don't plan your sh*t. Don't be afraid to be bold though.

-LISA: A masterpiece that flew under the radar alongside Ori and the Blind Forest because Badtale appeared, what a shame. LISA is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD-TIER.

-RE:IS: A very wonderful rogue-like strategy where all characters are intriguing and have their own quirks and losses, ups and downs, etc.

-PvZ: Childhood game that still stands very strong. It's almost impossible for anything to top this game for me.

-DOOM: Obvious reasons.

-DRG: Left 4 Dead 2 * Minecraft + dwarves and aliens

-HuniePop and HunieCam Studio: Yeah, I do love these games. No, I don't feel ashamed nor regret saying that. Yes, I DID bust a fat one to A L L O F T H E M . And yes, I do have all emotes from both games.

-Styx: Shards of Darkness: God-tier stealth game that flew under everyone's radar.

-NEKOPARA: yes

-Amnesia: All three were and still are great. Worth every cent. I don't really like the recent one though.

-Furi: Hotline Miami: Boss Rush * Audio-Meth

-Yakuza 0 and Kiwami 2: funny shirtless guy with tragic backstory go *bike*

-Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory: Unlike Styx, people DO know this game is a god-tier stealth game. Buy it, it's worth it.


-Favorite song/music/whatever: Deadeye, then Sucker Punch, both by Gustavo Coutinho.

-Favorite meme: Piss off.

-Favorite game: PAYDAY 2. While PvZ will always have a soft spot for me, I mostly play PAYDAY 2 at this point, with some side of whatever I feel like.

-Favorite heister: Tie between Dragan and Dallas.

-Favorite PD2 gun: Step aside, KSP. The M60 is now my fave. (I still love you though)

-Favorite playstyle:

-Favorite Furi boss: The Flame.


- ''Nice relax time going on right now. Sure would be a shame if I were to eat like a PIG right now. Lemme do it because yeeeehaw''

- Tasers. Cloakers are annoying, but Tasers stop you mid-tracks and in 2 seconds.

- I seriously despise meta stuff. I should NOT be forced to use something because you want to. I want to have F U N .

- NO, I DON'T TRADE MY CARDS UNLESS I WANT TO, NOW SCRAM. SERIOUSLY. SCRAM.

- Stop telling me to grab free ♥♥♥♥ from Satan Epic Games Store. I'm not going to do it just because ''FREE GAMERS BRUH CUMHON''. No, stfu.

- Memes. Not like "Sh*tpost status", I mean memes that don't make sense without context or if they started as inside jokes. Remeber "Get stick-bugged"? that's the best example of memes I hate.

-doggo speak, stuff like birb and the likes are not my cup of tea.

-Undertale alone boils my blood.


''Every step you've taken outta that cell, I'm gonna make you regret'' -The Chain

''Jebeni Snajper, nema više!'' -Dragan

''Let's go f*cking crazy! Da vam pokažem, kako ubijamo u Hrvatskoj!'' -Dragan

''AAAAGHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG!'' -This is very obvious.

''Make every second count.'' -The Line

''Suck my d*ck, Sniper, suck it good!'' -Rust

''Scotland is not a real country! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS!'' -Soldier

''You have more power than you think. Try and stay with me through this.'' -The Edge

''Excellence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeteadly do.'' -The Edge

''Come on! Give me something memorable! Something I can learn from, that will make me better!'' -You know who at this point.

''Do I look unconquerable to you?'' -Y E S

''You're gonna need some putting back together once I'm done with you.'' -The Chain

"It ends here, now." -The Flame

''I can't kill you, but I can remove you from my here and now.'' -The Line

''Why, hello there, old sport!'' -Dave

''I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live.'' -Brad Armstrong

''Fight! Or be forgotten!'' -Aatrox

''ASPECT OF CHANGE! NOW YOU DIE !!!'' -A very, very angry Aatrox

''Rock and Stone!'' -Dwarf from DRG

''I swear Ma, it wasn't me. He must've slipped.'' -Styx


CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 6-Core 3.59 GHz
GPU: GeForce GTX 1070
Ram Amount: 16.00 GB
OS: 64-bit Operating System, Windows 10


Now, since this is all out of the way, welcome to my profile , and remember, do not perform any action which may be deemed as morally idiotic.