I called in a plumber to unplug my toilet and he send me this video of his "progress" now i don't know a lot about plumbing, but i never mentioned the sink or the mirror. Maybe there is a language barrier. After he destroyed everything, he actually rebuild the damn thing with instant noodles. Now I've seen 5 minute f*ckery before but this is my first time as a victim. Maybe should have been suspicious when his toolkit just had a hammer, a scraper and ramen. he did a great job rebuilding the sh!tter but sent me a invoice for 5 hours of work but never actually solved the f*cking problem. He was a nice guy so i told him to come back next week and clean the gutters.

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🤪I've come to make an announcement:🥵 Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass😳 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.🥺 He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. 🧱🧱That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife,👩and he said his ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 was 😍"THIS BIG"😍, and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter🐦 dot com. 🦔Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥! 🍆It's the size of this walnut🌰 except WAY smaller!🤏🤏 And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!😳😳 That's right, baby! All points♦️, no quills♥️, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls🟠🟣and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife🅿️🅿️, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥🍆 the Earth!🔰

That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! 🤪🤪Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth,🚩🚩 I'm gonna go higher.⬆️ I'm pissing on the MOON🌚! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!🤑🤑🤑
You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS ⤵️hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth!⤵️ Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight👁️👁️, before I piss on you too!🍆

why arent you replying

hi king! id really like if you would reply to the 2905 messages i have sent you - now 2906. Thanks king i love you