vilju norkedof (performer)
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Zakarumite: put "i am hot' instead of that thing in your profile info
big shlunk: put "i am really hot" instead of that thing in your profile info
Salty Dad: put "i am really fucking hot" instead of that thing in your profile info


spokesperson for human rites


video gaming as a form of casualty


00:06: im gonna take a shower


fairytale warfare starring


an alig'r alig-ator


unassigned


vilju norkedof (performer): clu
Zakarumite is now Online.
Zakarumite: what did you say
Zakarumite: do you have any shoes
vilju norkedof (performer): 6_6
Zakarumite: 8_8
vilju norkedof (performer): 9_9
Zakarumite: racis
Zakarumite is now Offline.


vilju norkedof (performer): thatt axe tipping me hand did a lota damg
Zakarumite is now Online.
Zakarumite: ripped one language
Zakarumite: boner
vilju norkedof (performer): i do not understand your boning conquestation
vilju norkedof (performer): nevertheless i spurn to turn my sapphire alloyed with diamond eye into the darker setting
vilju norkedof (performer): a gesture of cowardice
vilju norkedof (performer): i keep my mashed bonemeal clean
Zakarumite: you misunderstand me either way my granstitious undersot
vilju norkedof (performer): that is a riling suggestion, even for you lady arkayechan
Zakarumite: begrit my begotten beggar, sneaker
Zakarumite: is that clear
vilju norkedof (performer): is this a mating joke, that is mating embarrassing
Zakarumite: how dare you assume such estimations about my linguistics
Zakarumite: do you find majs to be enjoyable
vilju norkedof (performer): my estimations fell into its grave. simple mistake.
vilju norkedof (performer): majs is a frequent entertainment of mine, especially corrupted in thousand island
Zakarumite: a thousand glittering island leggards
vilju norkedof (performer): polyester dog
Zakarumite: splintered on the oceans clean thistles of brink
vilju norkedof (performer): thats a bit soaked, dont you think
Zakarumite: ingratedly not, bethift my snitches and the sole prupose will not commence
vilju norkedof (performer): so i say, wheres the money in that
Zakarumite: blended right into the carbon fiber hull
vilju norkedof (performer): heard any news from the other parts of ymeria
Zakarumite: all bankers are bandits
Zakarumite: the treasure is hidden in gnukhlarl
vilju norkedof (performer): in fact, all bandits are bankrupt
Zakarumite: is that so my honorable lordess
vilju norkedof (performer): that is a prestigious overtakement of a medieval informed genderformation
vilju norkedof (performer): did they happen to assume my transition this current
Zakarumite: i hath not acquired this tranquilous information yet my sir
vilju norkedof (performer): forgive me for the inevideble inividible evmnenvidl ieni inevitable intrusion slut
Zakarumite: wow did youjust assume my position of power
vilju norkedof (performer): without question
vilju norkedof (performer): inbred honger



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userhostile information
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TU1Fu4eqWZ

auto? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsduzbGqJPs

norkedofians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-HGudM1GrM

processed machinery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxLBy0o_36Y

inevitable intrusion slut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_iyD8cCt6Y

paranoid of the pindle https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yt5Ykvhwut

i can hear a jockey https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cGRxQDnvxv

props_physics_create props_unique\wheelchair01.mdl

Tommy Wiseau



https://youtu.be/DCTdq6-uBz0?t=5m49s

screenplay

Bill: DAMMIT, who's Louis?
Louis: Who, me?
Bill: Hold my fault.
Louis: Me?!
Bill: DAMMIT, Louis, you didn't have to do that!
Bill: LET ME lead on.

Nick: So we find this historic section, go under the river...
Ellis: Hold on, lemme heal ya.
Nick: ... and then we kick that biker dude's ass, right?
Coach: Nick, son. That's what im talking about...

[Tank yells]
Francis: Bill. You go ahead, I'll get the hell back.
Bill: Watch my ..Back Back Back Back Back!

Nick: Kid. You think you can kid?
Nick: Well, it beats my Rochelle.
Nick: HEY, OVERKILL THIS GODDAMN THING!
Nick: Candytits!

Francis: I need some help over here!
Bill: I don't help!
Bill: Zoey, can you spare me a BACKUP!?

Bill: I am gonna miss that man and watch my back.

Francis: Get me pills, God! Kill that Bill!

Francis: Yo captain Bill, can we take this ship?
Captain Bill: No, Francis, we back up.
Francis: We are on backup!

Bill: Zoey. I need you to shut up. Ready?


User: My men would like a word with you about your purse and all belongings.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know. Evolution I guess.

User: Stand and deliver, motherfucker.


zoey: louiiiss!?
...
louis: whaddya say over there?

francis: you know all those monsters? i dont think theyre sorry about that
francis: dont worry, dont worry, we all hurry
francis: back! get your rear incoming!

bill: ahh, more stairs.
louis: its lights, DAMMIT!

francis: we after you.
francis: i think im with ya.

bill: i... shouldnt... MOVE... over there. eyelids move, people. smoke, im here. lets kill francis. well, i shouldnt have done that.
bill: can anyone hear me? out.

*francis gets shot*
francis: do i owe you one?

bill: turn your flashlights off.
francis: yes. turn off over there.

francis: watch my shit
francis: this is turning into bill
zoey: SPITTER!
francis: hehe... LOUISSS!

vilju norkedof (performer) : it speaks
(Survivor) sership_ps : italy
Mutlak gerçek(ÖLÜM) : yes
vilju norkedof (performer) : yes
Yuzu : no
(Survivor) sership_ps : yes
vilju norkedof (performer) : edgy
Mutlak gerçek(ÖLÜM) : :)
Mutlak gerçek(ÖLÜM) : beaytiful :)



[OddMind]: whats an up

nick: kill every clown, you tits!
nick: stay away from the tits
nick: we are walking through the valley of the shadow of tits

nick: look at you? what are we waiting for, lets screw this

coach: boy, quit pointing that thing my way
nick: why not? i follow you

nick: rochelle! ass!!
rochelle: yeah. wazzup wit dat?!!
nick: bitch!!
rochelle: ohh shut up!!

nick: goddamn it is getting goddamn it
nick: shoot the damn damn

rochelle: break time to get going
nick: dont move from god. forgive me, ok?

rochelle: sweet mother nick
rochelle: break yo neck

ellis: aint telling you something you dont know but coach
nick: kandy koach

rochelle: ha, whos yo nick
coach: heh haha, you are a girl
nick: hhhaha what do you know. lets go

francis: share the time to kill every bill
francis: im grabbing oopsy-daylights

bill: you go ahead, ill cover me
bill: that was a good piece of francis
francis: i knew you had it in bill
bill: watch my back up
louis: chill pills bill

francis: get your asses in bill
bill: they didnt cover me. they didnt watch my back. francis. cover louis. hurry dammit.

bill: shit. francis. turn your light off.
https://postimg.org/image/a34glc2hl/

zoey:
francis: zoey. i heard ya! im coming!
[witch moans]



back back hurry dammit http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NFO7J30kab
roger that https://youtu.be/ehGvepHDQfk?t=1m5s

g ramsay showdown [vocaroo.com] by zakarumite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMnSOtN0nE
flower https://youtu.be/JTADZ383IL8?t=2m8s



device: you're so serious, 0 memes

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thanks for taking care of him, he needs the motherly love
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