[MG] Cheezus
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Hall of Memes
BeefNugget: Congrats, you just admitted to comitting a federal crime. Hope you liked this discord server. Because that is grounds for removal c:

Sparky🐦: god i hope you are not referring to me. i will ban you right now

Leningrad: professor theyll steal that too lol
Leningrad: i can do anything expect it to be copied within the next 3 days

DIRT: did you like, delete a thing on the map the brushes were parented to?

THIS guy: god fu​cking dam​mit i hope you choke and die on the c​oc​k of a lar​ge unforgiving black man
THIS guy: minding my own god da​mn business
THIS guy: did your daddy drop you back when you were a little fart fu​c​ker?
THIS guy: je​sus b​utt fu​c​​king ch​rist i hate you.
THIS guy: im going to go smoke
THIS guy: eat s​hit and fu​cking die cheez

A Semi-Sentient 17-pdr 5 minutes ago
Hey, yo, Bob banned me for no reason.

Mechanos: Building for aesthetics and showing them off to people is cringy. [i.imgur.com]

[Server] Penguin failed the MOTD question. Their question was: ACF Question and their answer was: 'what fu​c​king server asks questions like the f​uc​k do you think i am? f​uc​king megamind?'

Gaghr: talegunner is literally the guy who steals candy from babies

KemGus✪: WAT

Gaghr: they should make bombs that differentiate between the enemy and civilian
Gaghr: so we can kill only civilians

(Counter-Terrorist) Elite‎ @ CT Start : I report botted you and told the program to use 15 different accounts with 5 reports on each account
Elite abandoned the match and received a 30 minute competitive matchmaking cooldown.
Player Bill Cosby left the game (Kicked by Console : You have been voted off)

[CRM]Nyre: What makes you think I've spawned things [cdn.discordapp.com] in? I don't cheat [media.discordapp.net]

sparkybirb: ive never cringed so hard in months and u call my server cancer

Gaghr: surprise colonoscopy

TheZaz969: a pedo did it
TheZaz969: he set this up and forced this girl to do this
TheZaz969: on omegle
OneEaredNeko: and you let it happen

OneEaredNeko - Today at 3:09 PM
rape him with a spoon of spaghetti

Gaghr: if human rights are universal then the 2nd amendment should be universal so everyone has the right to bear nuclear deterrents
Gaghr: jimmy will think twice about stepping on my lawn

OneEaredNeko: im going to pay a homeless person to ♥♥♥ on everything you love

zephguy: i didnt sh​it ♥♥♥

Colonel Clusterf​u​ck™: thats how you know you're fu​ck​ed
Colonel Clusterfu​ck™: when you hit ass

Gangbang Khan: why do you guys still use fin to fight people with?
Gangbang Khan: you know its ineffective right?

HI_IM_KOREAN_TRADE_DUPE*YES*<3: I would rather put cactus up my as​s then model for this outdated s​h​it engine

Virus - Today at 10:49 PM
yer damn right they gonna see jesus when it fries their brain through their eye socket

12:31 AM - Spencer The Kid: my gf's peener?

11:46 PM - Cookie: you fixed my autism

Aros: that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lennayo

Gaghr: autism is a personality trait, not a mental disorder, change my mind

Aros: how does a human lerp
Gaghr: strokes

[MGBot] Zaz's nose deflated as blood leaked from the chimney

Whyteboxer: I bet Zaz would be the kind of guy to hide rolls of weed in flaps of skin

[MG] Festive Cheezus: tell me what death is like
Gaghr: its like nutting

OneEaredNeko: i had a dream once where i was getting spanked with yogurt by everyone on mg

OneEaredNeko: leave it to the jew to go afk in teh attic

Gaghr: then do classic school experiment
Gaghr: measuring cylinder with water
Gaghr: stick dicc inside

Festive Succmas: why is ur title
Festive Succmas: sex
[MG] CheezoClaus: yes
Festive Succmas: did
[MG] CheezoClaus: no

[MG] Kraken: getting head from father grigori

[ZGG] TheZaz969: hold on let me take my acne inhaler

FestiveEaredNeko: viral has an Undersized pack

[MG] Aros: what does rape taste like

[MG] Festive Kraken: zaz would get a ♥♥♥♥ from it

OneEaredNeko: just reach down side of your car chair and pull out a hand full of fallin memes and chuck them in that bi​tch ass tornados face

Gaghr: ye to give them a glimpse of completion
Gaghr: and satisfaction
Gaghr: before destroying them
Gaghr: its the contrast thats most cruel
Gaghr: boring to sh​it on a depressed person
Gaghr: low value low yield

[MG] Aros: my dreams basically consist of sad orgasms
[MG] Aros: and nothing else

7:44 PM - [MG] Wizard Lizard: tell everyone to join my server
7:44 PM - [MG] Wizard Lizard: we have vape addon
8:13 PM - [MG] Wizard Lizard: vape swep is the best addon ive ever seen

[MG] Wizard Lizard: suck a fart out of my as​s

FestiveEaredNeko: lets make fan fic on how bob lost interweb at 9 Bob was sitting in his room screaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
FestiveEaredNeko: and his dad over heard and went to go check on him
FestiveEaredNeko: and found him faping to duct tape trick ♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn

the almighty spEAM_0071766277 spawned model nfo Error Could not find output Ang on entity type gmod_wire_expression2

11:55 PM - [MG] Kraken: jelly bean in the flavor of rape


[ZGG] TheZaz969: TORNADO == BAD

[MG] Cheezus: It's literally 75f and not a cloud in the sunny

[MG] Kraken: it has a tongue
[ZGG] TheZaz969: so what? so does your ♥♥♥♥

OneEaredNeko: know what gives you buff fingers
OneEaredNeko: buttholes

11:01 PM - [MG] Kraken: he's having a seizure
11:01 PM - [MG] Kraken: from having bong seeds up his as​s

Zaz: CALL CONGRESS DAMNIT: i remember nearly getting by a car
Zaz: CALL CONGRESS DAMNIT: actually just yesterday
Zaz: CALL CONGRESS DAMNIT: driving my drunk

A VERY FESTIVE ZAZ: its literally enormous
A VERY FESTIVE ZAZ: its almost square
A VERY FESTIVE ZAZ: like if you cut off all the foreskin and cut the tube
A VERY FESTIVE ZAZ: and layed it out
A VERY FESTIVE ZAZ: it would be a square

Aros: I just saw the most horrifying thing
Aros: cheez's face
Aros: filling up my screen
Aros: for a single frame
Aros: gave me a heart attack

[MG] Kraken: let's play some c​unt suck: great orgasm
ᴹᴳViral: cripple stroke: grandma orgy
Gaghr: ♥♥♥♥ smonk: great opium
[MG] Kraken: clit stroke: glory opening
[MG] Aros: Counter Fu​ck: Kill Yourself
[MG] Cheezus: Crippled Smoker: Grandpa's Orgasm
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when tf i commented "Starfall processors are bad bro", that wasnt me
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he fell off
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what the hell
hideki Oct 5, 2022 @ 9:59am 
starfall processors bad bro
Tony Mulraney Sep 30, 2022 @ 3:24pm 
if you see this can you send me a message need to ask you something