christm as : JakobOnTheJukebox you have the sense of humour of a fetis, yes its funny for a bit but fuck sake it gets old
JakobOnTheJukebox : fetus*

*DEAD* faintsaint : quit your lols
Qwek has joined the game
SomeCasualGuy : lol
JakobOnTheJukebox : lol
*DEAD* faintsaint : HAHAHAAHA
*DEAD* faintsaint : SO FUNNY
faintsaint : MANY LAUGH
JakobOnTheJukebox : lol mad
faintsaint left the game (Disconnect by user.)

FieryLeopard37 : bro are you fucking autism

HP_Cowboy : Jakob gang rise up, imagine being named Jacob lol
HP_Cowboy : Fuck Jacobs

*DEAD* deg : fml
JakobOnTheJukebox : F

*DEAD* HP_Cowboy : Fuckin marble licker

*DEAD* Sir Goggles The First : bruh this cotton picker wont fucking die

Pex : okay lube up

pinye. : the only sniper we need is me
jakob : wow you really are full of yourself aren't you
jakob : pinye. : the only sniper we need is me
jakob : Thats cute
pinye. : its true
Dukas : dont worry jakob we have decided to go anipers also
*DEAD* pinye. : but ur trash sniper
Dukas : okay big dog
*DEAD* pinye. : dead server ;(
pinye. left the game (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* TheRedJohn : lmao
jakob : lol
*DEAD* We need a Federal ICAC : lol
*DEAD* We need a Federal ICAC : what a looser
jakob : When you think your team is bad, lmao
TheRedJohn : couldn't take it lmao

Silly : half of all people are below average

*DEAD* Remove random crits : fUCKING FACE STABBING SPIES
* Remove random crits changed name to Remove Spy

kitty : whats the most unstable again>
Capy : my relationships
kitty : BHABHABH

Trash_Kew : Time to drive under the influence

=THE ADVENTURES OF "Fat Zombie" (Scout) FILTERED FROM CASUAL CHAT=

*DEAD* Fat Zombie : lol get fucked
jakob : ?
Fat Zombie : hit me from a mile away
Tyrienator : press alt+f4 for heavy update
jakob : ITS CALLED EXTRA RANGE DUMMY
jakob : i love how a scout is complaing about being 'hit from a mile away' when the weapon literally says it has extra range
*DEAD* jakob : rekt
*DEAD* Fat Zombie : whatever sweat
jakob : sweat? lmao imma demoknight , scout is sweat
*DEAD* Fat Zombie : bro how are you noty fucking dead
jakob : to answer your question, i am a demoknight, taking in damage is my speciality
Fat Zombie : every response you have is retarded
jakob : how?
jakob : pelase explain
jakob : Fat Zombie, not to be rude or anything, but you have the mental capacity of a brick
ThatSpiderGuy : I feel like you are trying to be rude lmao
Fat Zombie : that moron statement makes me happy
jakob : You even live up to the class you play, scummy, annoying and really pesty.
Fat Zombie : being told that by anyone on tf2 has incredible foundation
jakob : I was ThatSpiderGuy, but the thing is, he doesnt need to know that
Fat Zombie : dude aer you ok
Fat Zombie : look at how you type
[PnP].ZooM : don't bag the audience lol
Fat Zombie : you're clearly tilted
Fat Zombie : lol he plays like a spastic
ThatSpiderGuy : So, when you call him dumb. How do you justify it?
ThatSpiderGuy : Do you see yourself as the good guy in this scenario or
Fat Zombie : demo melee spams right click 24/7
Fat Zombie : lmao
Fat Zombie : i bet he has 10k hours doing that shit
jakob : Spider guy , are you talking to me or funny man zombie
ThatSpiderGuy : WHy not both
jakob : haha
Fat Zombie : bunch of edgy library kids
Fat Zombie : go to bed already
mw : all you do fat zombie is complain about everything can you just shut the fuck up and play the game please without being a bitch
Fat Zombie : umad mw
Fat Zombie : umad
Fat Zombie : spend ur life playing this shit just to get mad
mw : oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo got me there
Fat Zombie : savage
I Sacrifice : fat zombie i think im gay for you
jakob : When i call funny man zombie here dumb, i am refering to a time when i killed him as demoknight, and he said 'hit me from a mile away'
I Sacrifice : no but seriously
[PnP].ZooM : i want fat zombie's phat
jakob : The demomans eyelander weapon located in the 'melee' slot literally says 'This Weapon has a large melee range'
Fat Zombie : lol listen to this sweat explain everything
Fat Zombie : shuaiby 2.0 literally
I Sacrifice : fat zombie can i have sex with you?
Fat Zombie : are you on hrt
Fat Zombie : do you have your natural gender parts
jakob : >
jakob : ?*
ThatSpiderGuy : If it helps, you guys might be the first in my text chat data set lmao
jakob : i already have this whole convo copies lmao
jakob : copied*
Fat Zombie : what a sad person you are
Fat Zombie : have fun being you
Fat Zombie left the game (Disconnect by user.)
ThatSpiderGuy : Do you have a way to copy it without the other bullshit (medic! medic! medic!) because if so I would love to hear
TheAssassinOfDonuts : lol
I Sacrifice : NO FAT ZOMBIE
jakob : No
*DEAD* TheAssassinOfDonuts : hes gone
jakob : Ill just filter throught this rubish
jakob : lmao
jakob : he left
ThatSpiderGuy : Meh. Im hoping there's a console command or something to copy just the chat
jakob : Ill copy all this and put it on my profile
ThatSpiderGuy : So why are you copying it then anyway
jakob : Itll be there in about 5 mins
ThatSpiderGuy : Ah nvm then

=HooDoo Last Stage, 1st Point, 2nd Round=

S O U N D G A R D E N E R : BLU TEAM IS UTTER SHIT
*DEAD* S O U N D G A R D E N E R : DOGSHIT
jakob : Coming from 3rd bottom scorer lol
muffin : y so mad?
S O U N D G A R D E N E R : just started
S O U N D G A R D E N E R : cos utter shit teams are boring
[OUR TEAM CAPS SECOND]
jakob : lol
S O U N D G A R D E N E R : GASP!
S O U N D G A R D E N E R : OMG WOW!
jakob : mad
S O U N D G A R D E N E R : WHAT. A. TEAM!!!
jakob : mad
*DEAD* S O U N D G A R D E N E R : if you insist
jakob : sound gardener, we have 5 caps, you have 1
jakob : who is the real good team here?
S O U N D G A R D E N E R left the game (Disconnect by user.)

*DEAD* Notna : jakob is inbred
jakob : ^
RIP™ : yeah fcuking interp cunt
Notna : go fuck ur sister ya inbred
jakob : yeah soz i interp