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5 of 25 (20%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 30, 2017 @ 3:29pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Dad players 25 times
Unlocked Apr 30, 2017 @ 3:26pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health
Unlocked May 1, 2017 @ 4:54pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your son as he dies
Unlocked May 1, 2017 @ 4:54pm

Ice Cold Baby

Die in the fridge
Unlocked Apr 30, 2017 @ 12:09pm

What's Cooking?

Good babies don't burn themselves

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up

Farm Raised Baby

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Wetter is Better

Drown 25 Times

Fast and Curious

Crash 15 Cars as a Baby

Extra Toasty

Die from toaster explosions 10 times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father

Child Prodigy

Player 50 Notes on the Toy Piano

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges

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