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welp

my chemistry teacher: — Sat, 09 Jan 2016 04:21:33 +0000

i r not a morty anymore, so i must leave, leaving the group under administration of a more loyal morty than me

i am r not a morty?

my chemistry teacher: — Sat, 09 Jan 2016 03:38:54 +0000

sry

hi

my chemistry teacher: — Fri, 08 Jan 2016 02:34:24 +0000

You smart.

my chemistry teacher: — Fri, 01 Jan 2016 00:52:19 +0000

You loyal.
You're greatful.

I appreciate that.
Go buy your momma a house.
Go buy your whole family houses.
Put this money in your savings account.
Go spend this money for no reason.
Come back and ask for more.

a problem with heretics

my chemistry teacher: — Mon, 28 Dec 2015 23:37:49 +0000

i just had to kick 2 infidel pigs from the group because they were not dedicated to the morty. they will forever be shunned and fed hay because they are dirty infidel degenernate pigs.

who r u

my chemistry teacher: — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 18:20:26 +0000

i am an morty

someone just left

my chemistry teacher: — Fri, 18 Dec 2015 21:08:25 +0000

23 mortys and a rick :(

holy shit

my chemistry teacher: — Fri, 18 Dec 2015 21:05:36 +0000

i dont get on for a few days and now theres 24 mortys and a rick in the group

aww u adorable niggers

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5% attractive guys — Sun, 13 Dec 2015 16:42:22 +0000

The capital of Brunei is Bandar Seri Begawan

rip luminosity

my chemistry teacher: — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 00:11:42 +0000

u did gr8 :(