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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

Linkmasterson — Sun, 03 Oct 2021 22:08:11 +0000

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Yearly useless announcement but i forgot last year

Linkmasterson — Sat, 03 Oct 2020 11:52:43 +0000

Its time for the SPOOKY season...i need to find a spooky group profile picture

yearly useless announcement

Linkmasterson — Tue, 09 Oct 2018 17:41:46 +0000

why do i do this

Local group owner questions why this group exists

Linkmasterson — Sun, 08 Oct 2017 20:53:46 +0000

in further news local group owner actually posted a useless announcement again

This group is not dead

Linkmasterson — Wed, 07 Dec 2016 12:49:36 +0000

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Halo so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Master Chief every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Master Chief is love" I say, “Master Chief is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me an Xbox fanboy faggot
>I knew he just jealous of my devotion for Master Chief, I called him a Playstation fanboy cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>I’m crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It’s Master Chief
>I am so happy
>He whispers in my ear “I need a weapon”
>He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Master Chief
>He penetrates my butthole
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Master Chief
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Master Chief looks him straight in the eye and says “It’s finished”
>He leaves through my window
>Master Chief is love, Master Chief is life

Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

An announcement but the announcement is the bee movie

Linkmasterson — Mon, 05 Dec 2016 19:10:22 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-eHXXAbrM

The link in this announcement is probably my most offensive meme on the group

Linkmasterson — Mon, 12 Sep 2016 02:35:59 +0000

Im sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4FdM9pPBo

I needed to add some dank memes to this group

Linkmasterson — Sat, 20 Aug 2016 17:35:27 +0000

so here's some dank memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz3INSVd32Y